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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 13

Avar: [dying in Elzars arms] … tell … Stellan

Elzar: omg finally, stop dying and we can all three be lovers-

Avar: … that hes a fucking bitch … and i’ll haunt him for … eating my … fucking doritos

Elzar: Who the fuck-

Stellan: Language

Elzar: … Whom the fuck-

Stellan: [driving the speeder]

Stellan: So how was your day?

Avar: we almost got surprise adopted

Stellan: what?

Elzar: she means we almost got kidnapped

Stellan: oh okay

Stellan: [slams on the brakes] WAIT WHAT?!

Avar: fuck you El, I didn’t want to worry him, he’s gonna have a heartattack because of us one day!

Avar: Don’t say it.

Stellan: I wasn’t going to say anything.

Elzar: Yes, you were.

Stellan: No, I wasn’t.

Avar: You were going to say I told you so. I know you were.

Stellan: Well, now that you mention it-

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Avar draws the line at her Doritos she loves them okay? there are times where she spends days in her chamber working and the only thing she eats is Doritos and then Stellan stole them so of course she’s mad she’s also worried because they make him go through a lot no need in worrying stellan even more than he already is of course Elzar ruins it anyways yes this is more incorrect quote stuff I’ve been told that the fandom isn’t dead so I’ll just keep going yay me i guess avar kriss elzar mann stellan gios the high republic

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