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Hi, remember me? The one that posts pretty pictures and such? Right? Nice.

So, I don't know where to talk about this so I gonna post it on here.

So, I am a witch, which means that I get called out by everything when the universe wants to get a message to me. Recently it has been crows. In case you don't know the meaning behind a crow is change, which you know is big. And every time I go outside one of those fuckers stares at me like: "hey: remember to solve that damn problem", so you can see me every time I go outside screaming at crows like a crazy lady (which is another way to call a witch). Recently, I've been going outside less so I thought that the crows would stop bothering me. I FUCKING THOUGHT. One morning I got woken up, at 4 a.m., by a GODDAM CROW SCREAMING AT MY WINDOW (guess he wanted revenge).

To prevent the going crazy too much I've tried talking about the crow problem to my coven. Before you raging Christians come at me: no we don't make blood sacrifices to make ourselves immortal, for that you only need a costly skincare routine. So I talked to them and one of them, a forty year old man, just looked at me dead serious and said "listen to the crows".

Well, shit.

My mentor instead to help me did a rune reading. I don't know if you've have ever been called out by freaking rocks but they are HARSH, to say the least (It would have been nice if she just decided to trow them at me). When my mentor saw the runes that she took out for my reading the look on her face said everything, her expression was very much like that of a deer before being hit by car.

So I went, "well, shit" for the second time.

So do y'all a nice hiding place to recommend before the crows try to another way to get the message to me? (I think I need to lock the door before I go to sleep)