Ok I Think I Need To Stop - Tumblr Posts
Nie Huaisang
Emptying some of my drafts/fanfic ideas for the two Badd enjoyers out there 🫡🫡🫡
Thanks to @kugamoogle I finally have a reason to post this crap lmao (sorry, if you don't want to be tagged)
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Badd: (It's already so late. Almost no one is left in the precinct. I guess I should head out home....)
*phone rings*
Badd: (Oh.. Prosecutor Faraday... Why is he calling me at this late of an hour?)
Badd: Good evening, Prosecutor Faraday..... Is any....
Faraday: Tyrell..
Badd: !
Faraday: I need your presence.
Badd: What happened? Where are you? Should i bring the others from the precinct with me? (He never calls me by my name without a reason..)
Faraday: Something very important, Dye Young Hospital. No.
Badd: Are you hurt? I'll get there as fast as I can!
Faraday: No...Thank you.
~~~~~~Dye Young Hospital~~~~~~
Badd: Faraday, is everything okay?
Faraday: *turns around with a baby in his arms* Shhh! You'll wake her up.
Badd:......? This......... Is...?
Faraday: My daughter, of course. Want to hold her?
Badd: !... Byrne, you can't be serious..!
Faraday: Geez, such a big guy afraid of such a small girl? *gives Kay to Badd*
Badd: *very stiffly holds her. Freezes immediately. Afraid to hurt her* ...!
Faraday: *suddenly takes the photo* Ha, you should've seen your face! The detective with the heart of steel is finally flustered! I've stolen this moment from you.
Badd: Byrne!..... You....!! *Kay yawns* ......what is her name?
Faraday: Her name is Kay. Don't be so scared.. Be more relaxed.
Badd: .......Hi Kay...... Here's your dad *shows Faraday*.... I'm your dad's friend.
Faraday: It's your Uncle Badd!
Badd: ..! *very flustered. Suddenly Kay opens her sleepy eyes and takes Badd's lollipop* ...!
Faraday: Oh, Kay! Stealing is bad!
Badd: ......should I take a little thief to the precinct?
Faraday: Should I take your paycheck to my office?
They both laugh.
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*Faraday shows his prosecutor's badge*
Kay: I wanna be a detective when I grow up! Like Uncle Badd! To be the hero of justice!
Faraday: ...!
Badd: ......you'll make a great detective....... You have a talent........ For finding things...
Faraday: (I could never hide any candies from her...)
Badd: But it's a very dangerous job..... Some of the bad people..... Will have to make an acquaintance to your kick...
Kay: Or I wanna be a prosecutor like Daddy! The true hero of justice that puts bad people in jail!!
Faraday: (suddenly I feel a tear in my eye...)
Badd: That take money form their subordinates' salary....
Faraday: I think your pay check has been oh too stable these past few months!
Kay: I'll never do something like that!
Badd: ......then I look forward to working with you, Ms Prosecutor Faraday.
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Just to clarify, this next part has nothing to do with my other no dl 6 au lmao. Some parts of this au (mainly Badd getting shot) is tied to my other hcs I've posted before.
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Eddie/Ray: Mr. Edgeworth, is it true that Detective Badd has been shot?
Gregory: That's what I heard from the people in the precinct. They sounded serious, so I came to check up on him.
Ray: I'm not sure they'll let us in, since we aren't a family, but worth the try!
(They go in the hospital)
Gregory: (now, we need to find a reception or a nurse...... Hm? What's all that noise?)
???: I need to continue the investigation..... They've stolen the video tape, I need to find it, Byrne..
Ray: Detective Badd!
Gregory: Yes, it's him! But who is he arguing with?
????: What you need is to stop being stubborn and take a break.
Ray: Hm? Is he trying to leave the hospital already?
Gregory: But it's been one day since he got shot! It's dangerous to leave! We need to talk him out of it.. Ahem.. Detective Badd!
Badd: ..! Attorney Edgeworth, Assistant Shields? What are you doing here? And what are these tulips doing in your hands, Edgeworth?
Gregory: These are for you, Detective. My sincerest hopes for your speedy recovery.
Badd: ..! Thank you.
* (Long time no see) *
(The incident)
(The mysterious man)
Gregory: It is a pleasure to meet you once again, Detective. Though, I would've loved to meet you in good health more.
Badd: Same here..... Was IS-7 incident ever solved?
Ray: Sadly, Master was convincted on being an accomplice. He confessed to it.
Badd: What?? But the recording..
Gregory: It was of help, Detective. Yet von Karma got away with only a penalty.
Badd: .... My condolences...
Ray: Do not worry. All this time we were working hard on getting a retrial. A lot has changed since then and I'm an official attorney now! I won't ever rest until they find Mr Master innocent!
Badd: You've already passed the bar exam....? I believe the truth won't escape you, Attorney Shields.
Ray: He he heh. I'm so happy! Detective Badd actually praised me!
????: the IS-7 incident.... That's where I heard about them...
* (The incident) *
(The mysterious man)
Gregory: May I ask you about what happened to you?
????: Mr Attorney, he's been through a lot recently. Don't make him recall such terrible memories so soon!
Gregory: (True... It's been tactless from me...) I apologize.
Badd: It's okay, Byrne... A few days ago, I was walking home after the day at the precinct.. On my walk I was ambushed by three men, each carrying the gun. I tried to escape and called the first person in my phone. Yet they got me. They cornered me and then shot two times in the abdomen. After that I don't remember anything, but a green flame.
Gregory: (he says he's fine, but I can see he's shaken by the whole ordeal...)
Ray: Green flame?
Badd: Then I woke up at this hospital.. They stopped the blood, so I headed straight to the courthouse.
Ray: Courthouse?? Without operation?
Badd: Hmph, it's no big deal. That sort of thing happens all the time. I even had full intentions of continuing the investigation.
Ray: But! But that would've been too much!
Gregory: (You don't have to act all tough in front of us, you know?)
Badd: But right after the trial I was dragged here by THAT prosecutor.
????: It was the only logical course of action given the bullets were still lodged in you AND you started bleeding out right in the hallway.
Gregory: And now? Did you have your operation??!
Badd: ... Yes... I'm all good now.
????: Big talk from someone who woke up only a few hours ago!
Gregory: (Just who is this man? It takes a lot of courage to speak to Badd that way....)
* (The mysterious man) *
Gregory: Good morning, mister. I'm Attorney Gregory Edgeworth. This is Attorney Raymond Shields.
Ray: How do you do?
Gregory: And you are...?
Faraday: Prosecutor Byrne Faraday. Nice to meet you, Mr Edgeworth, Mr Shields.
Badd: This man is a prosecutor in charge of the case we're solving right now, and my close friend.
Ray: Enchanté, as they say... Have you heard of us?
Gregory: (Raymond seems very cold all of a sudden.. Probably, he thinks Prosecutor Faraday is like von Karma. Ever since that incident he dislikes prosecutors a lot..)
Faraday: Yes. Tyrell talked a lot about you and the IS-7 incident back in the day. My condolences. I had no idea Prosecutor von Karma would stoop so low to get his guilty verdict.
Ray: Why would it surprise you, Prosecutor? Are you surprised he got caught doing what you all do?
Faraday: ...! I have no idea what are you suggesting!
Gregory: I'm sorry, Prosecutor Faraday. Please forgive his rudeness. That incident left a big impression on him..
Faraday: ..... It's nothing, I suppose. But I would like Mr Shields to stop judging book by it's cover. Not all prosecutors are like this.
Faraday: Back to the matter at hand. Badd, I am not letting you investigate until you have rested enough.
Badd: ...! I've told you countless times, Faraday...
Faraday: If you try to leave this hospital, I'll take you off the case!
Gregory: (..! He seems desperate.. He must've grown weary of this pointless argument.. But despite the harshness of Prosecutor Faraday's words, it seems he really cares..)
Badd: That never stopped me before.!
Faraday: A foot out of this building, and you won't be able to afford a taxi to the courthouse!
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