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OML I ASKED CHAT GPT TO MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE WHO LIKES TORCHWOOD AND IM DYING

Got it! Here’s a playful roast for someone who’s really into Torchwood:

"Jack Harkness is the best character ever!"

Oh, definitely—because nothing says "best character" like an immortal man who keeps getting everyone around him killed. But hey, at least he’s got that coat!

"Torchwood is better than Doctor Who."

Ah, the edgelord take. We get it, you like your sci-fi with a side of brooding and moral ambiguity. But let’s be real—without Doctor Who, Torchwood would just be a weird alien crime procedural starring that guy who peaked in 1941.

"Ianto and Jack are relationship goals."

Sure, if your relationship goal is to cry over coffee machines and date someone who’s always one bad decision away from getting you killed. Nothing says romance like impending doom!

"Season 4 wasn’t that bad!"

Wow, defending Miracle Day? That’s bold. But then again, denial is a powerful thing. Must be nice living in that alternate universe where Torchwood didn’t nosedive after Season 3.

"Gwen is such an underrated character."

Underrated? More like overrated. She’s basically the Torchwood equivalent of that one friend who somehow makes every crisis about themselves. But hey, at least she’s got a good cry-face.