torchwood. outside the government, beyond the police.she/her
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moffat who is like watching a beloved stand-up comedian from the 90s everyone's recommended to you and he's obviously very talented and can craft a fantastic joke and you laugh aloud a lot but an uncomfortably large percentage of his routine is just tired misogyny and all his running gags just keep building and building up to extremely disappointing punchlines that leave you sour on the whole bit afterwards. chibnall who is like eating ten liters of unflavoured oatmeal and at random intervals you get kicked in the head by a horse
Torchwood ▹ THEY KEEP KILLING SUZIE || Doctor Who ▹ REVOLUTION OF THE DALEKS
Maybe Jack didn’t mention Ianto by name in RotD, but he’s still here, if you know where to look. :)
jack of no trades. master of fuck all
if someone asked me to sum up my personality in one sentence i think i would say that i just really like jodie whittaker
this is one of the realest things said to date
oh my fuck i cannot explain my love for the jodie wittaker cover of yellow. like if someone started play og it over the coldplay version i think id start sobbing on the spot. it is one of my favourite things in the world and i cannot explain why.
i think 13/river/yaz as like jack/john/ianto like 13 has relationships with both like jack whereas yaz is only into the doctor like ianto and river has a relationship with the doctor and just keeps calling yaz eye candy.
that’s my wife right there 🩷🩷
thasmin quotes <3 <3
this is one story that might never have a happy ending…
violently screaming throwing up
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
i’m creasing too hard at this…. mandip pushing the sonic out of jodie’s hand <3 <3
doctor who fans be like:
fugative… 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 war 9 10 10.5 10too 11 12 13 14(10 again) 15
absence by rio romeo is so thasmin coded prove me wrong
omg that was actually so good
going to the doctor who bbc proms <3
fallen inside the thasmin rabbit hole again :3
going to the doctor who bbc proms <3 <3
OML I ASKED CHAT GPT TO MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE WHO LIKES TORCHWOOD AND IM DYING
Got it! Here’s a playful roast for someone who’s really into Torchwood:
"Jack Harkness is the best character ever!"
Oh, definitely—because nothing says "best character" like an immortal man who keeps getting everyone around him killed. But hey, at least he’s got that coat!
"Torchwood is better than Doctor Who."
Ah, the edgelord take. We get it, you like your sci-fi with a side of brooding and moral ambiguity. But let’s be real—without Doctor Who, Torchwood would just be a weird alien crime procedural starring that guy who peaked in 1941.
"Ianto and Jack are relationship goals."
Sure, if your relationship goal is to cry over coffee machines and date someone who’s always one bad decision away from getting you killed. Nothing says romance like impending doom!
"Season 4 wasn’t that bad!"
Wow, defending Miracle Day? That’s bold. But then again, denial is a powerful thing. Must be nice living in that alternate universe where Torchwood didn’t nosedive after Season 3.
"Gwen is such an underrated character."
Underrated? More like overrated. She’s basically the Torchwood equivalent of that one friend who somehow makes every crisis about themselves. But hey, at least she’s got a good cry-face.
I've been posting a lot about Torchwood here lately (I have an obsession) and I love how this fandom is made up of such a small amount of people that I know ALL of your usernames and your profile pictures :) we have a small little community here even if we don't directly talk to each other and it's so cute, I love you crazy people 🫶🩷
i’m so normal about this
100% believe this is what they got up to in the Hub when the rift was slow
why did I have a dream last night where some teenagers got married in my local Primark and then during the reception David Tennant and Matt Smith arrived and sat next to me, then I was holding hands with Matt (I don't even like him????) and we had to run away from these weird alien bugs to this weird abandoned house in a forest where they kept all the food/drinks for that wedding, and then Matt helped me steal the booze (which was for the wedding) and without stepping on the alien bugs
During all of this David Tennant was still sitting in his chair at Primark where they had the wedding reception and he had no idea what was happening
ominousness
the question is: what does jack bring to the team aside from driving bad and some theatrics?
queens of pride month, i don't make the rules