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saved by: Thor      (Would be dramatic as balls) best friend: Loki     (HAHA! Oh, I'm almost terrified with glee) lover: Loki             (...I am still terrified with glee) cockblocked by: Natasha  (well, crap, when Natasha sets out to cockblock, it looks a lot like one of those NFL bone-crunchers where some poor bastard spins horizontally through the air and gets carried off the field on a stretcher. ) enemy: Hulk          (well, CRAP) killed by: Hawkeye  (Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaap)

So, on the one hand I would have illegal amounts of fun... but I would definitely be boned. I am legit trying to think of ways to pacify the Hulk and survive Hawkeye (kittens and lots of life sized mannequins?)