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ETN incorrect quotes cause i watched season 1 in a day.
Tim: remember guys, if you dont sin a little Jesus died for nothing! Eva and Oli: NO.
Lele: What's the word for horny but not in a sexual way? Like I'm horny for halloween but i dont want to fuck a pumpkin lol. Matt:... you mean excited?
Joey: well well well, if it isn't all those people i killed.
Tim: Who decided it was ‘emotional baggage’ and not griefcase???
Collen: What do you have to say about all those people you killed? Joey: oops.
Tim: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground. Sierra: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that. (He did; in fact, do two of those things)
Lele: I'll speak French between ur legs Justine: The hottest thing i ever been told Sierra: I'm just imagining someone yelling "BONJOUR" at a penis Tim: SACRE BLEU MADAM VAGNIA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS Lele: TITTY CROISSANTS Glozell: None of you shouldn’t be having Sex.
Escape the night (again)
Lele: I talk alot dont i Eva: Yeah but its nice, i like hearing your thoughts :) Matt: grapes are easy to acquire and easy to eat. Eva: If you say anything else on this topic i will murder you.
Tim in a 1920 mobboss voice: every single one of ya, is valid. Andrea also in the accent: T’ank ya boss.
Matt: Ma’am this is a uwu free zone. Matt: Every single one of you who replied with ‘uwu’ or ‘owo’ is going to jail for crimes against humanity. Lele: Cwimes agwanst huwumanity Matt: I am going to break your fingers. Lele: this mowortal vessal is owonly a shell of the howorros within.
Oli: just watched shape of waters and damn. she really flooded her entire apartment for fish dick. Tim: It be like that sometimes. Oli: No??? Its really not. Tim: Coward Oli: Fish-fucker.
Eva: Fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you will get a nice surprise <3 Sierra: I will give the horse that kills me no niceties.
Buttercream Squad fic
I’m writing for all of the guys (including Byron) and am open to request right now!
Tell me what and who you want the one shot with!
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