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Stumble [Leo x Reader]

Deep breaths, one foot then the other. Should he puff out his chest? No, he would look silly. Just... don't screw this up Leo.

He wanted to run, he had fallen hard for a new recruit in the office. It wasn't easy for him to even exist in the same place. Zapp had been teasing him relentlessly over this and Leo had to act.

Before he forgot how to speak...

One final deep breath as he approached you, a small bouquet of wildflowers clutched in his fist, "Hey! Uh, [Na--!"

Of course he would stumble over his own shoelaces. Why hadn't he checked to make sure his shoes were tied? You turned just in time to see Leo falling forward, and to be smacked in the face with flowers.

"You okay there Leo?" You sputtered petals out of your mouth, "Was there something wrong?"

Leo looked up. Half-frozen because of what he did, but also just how gorgeous you looked with flowers and petals in your hair. Even if they were partially broken flowers.

"You're really pretty." Leo blurted out.

You just blinked at him, "Uh, thanks? You sure you're okay?"

"Yeah, yeah." He scrambled up, "Sorry, I didn't mean to hit you with those flowers. I meant to... uh... I..."

Tilting your head nearly broke Leo more. He didn't know what to say at all. But you weren't yelling at him so...

"Uh, are you doing anything later tonight?" Leo had two modes, and they swung wildly, "I... I thought made we could go and uh... catch a movie at the drive-in? Or maybe just... uh... I mean..."

You couldn't help but chuckle at him, "Sounds fun. Though I can't tonight, what about Saturday?"

"Saturday! Yes!" Leo stood stiff, "Wo-works for me!"

How did he manage that? Leo had to be dreaming... right? Though he realized you'd left him to pick up the remains of the flower disaster before Zapp could see what happened. And undoubtedly tease Leo more about his attempt.

Leo Head Cannons

He'll never admit it, but he loves being cocooned in a sleeping bag

He loves feel-good movies about high school, especially older ones like Sister Act 2 (he only admits to liking High School Musical to Michella)

Despite his more timid nature, he is a rocker (preferring bands that harness the power of teenage angst)

While he was going to become a photojournalist, he also had a fascination with film making (since directing a movie has quite a bit in common with photojournalism just on a larger scale)

He could dance if he didn't have the presence of mind telling him that he looks like a drunk white guy (especially when he's sober >.<)

He is the only one that knows what kinds of memes he can show Klaus (and somewhat Steven) to get them to laugh or at least smirk

Sometimes his thoughts are too loud at night and he needs sleep aids to get any kind of rest

When he does get drunk (only happened once or twice because of Zapp) he texts overly sugary sweet messages to his partner (like a drunk Valentine's Day Card/ Anniversary Card... or holiday candies)

He really likes temporary tattoos and if he can some, he will want you to put them across his back so no one has any chance of spotting them

He and Michella used to have a little pet cat (she was an old bitty) and Leo treats Sonic like he used to treat Sarah (the kitty)

Sonic doesn't know how he feels about this, but he does like being brushed (especially belly brushies)

Leo loves roasting marshmallows... but he has to settle for doing this over a tea light candle

Children of Libra AU: Whenever Auntie Michella comes for a visit, its a mad max race to catch her and the giggling babies (Toby finds this charming, but like Leo he worries about their safety)

Children of Libra AU: Leo made one flower crown, ONE! and now he can't avoid his little girls to save his life

Bewitched [Zapp x Reader]

The silver-haired man groaning in your ear woke was annoying, but he was waking up with a hangover after you expressly told him to calm down on the drinks. But no, this had to be your punishment for sticking with this dumba$$.

"Ugh, what time is it sexy?" Drinking hadn't done a thing for his voice, "Why the f*^k am I so warm?"

"Because I have to sleep on my stomach, remember?"

"My brain doesn't work so well first thing in the morning." Zapp pushed your wing off him carefully-ish, "Especially after drinking."

"You're brain works?" You snickered, "That's news to me."

Zapp frowned at you, "Aren't angels supposed to be kind and not make snide comments?"

"I've already told you what I am." You rolled your eyes, "So explaining it again won't do any good."

"Not like you'll magically remember this time." You added under your breath.

"Hey!" Zapp put his hands on his hips, half dressed, "All you're missing is the halo and white dress!"

"Robe."

"Whatever! You get my point."

Stretching your arms and wings, "You never have a point though."

"I do so have a point!" Zapp leaned forward, "You just don't wanna admit I'm right!"

You leaned on your hand, Zapp was impossible. At least he was attractive. Really helped when he was being stubborn like this. Made you want to punch him in the face less.

Zapp Head Cannons

He dropped out of high school... and never went for a GED (still smart when he wants to be though)

He was a little troublemaker to the point he almost went to juvie twice, but his Mom managed to bail him out

^ The second time he was sent to one of those "Halfway Homes" where the boys were supposed to learn how to be responsible

^ Zapp bonded with the groundskeeper there, looking up to him like a father figure and tried emulating his (the groundskeeper's) personality (this kinda backfired because... Zapp)

He doesn't care about politics or social constructs, if he cares about someone he will fight anyone over a perceived slight (whether to him or to his partner)

Even he doesn't really see the good in himself, but he will talk a big game anyways

He would spend most of his time laying on the couch eating chips off his chest/ stomach if he could

He loves the little joke characters in movies, especially when they can get away with muttering under their breath (he tries to do this too but never gets away with it)

Children of Libra AU: He was terrified of becoming a father to the degree that he considered taking parenting courses (he did, but no one knew about it)

Children of Libra AU: He only sings for his kids, maybe his partner if they ask nicely but really only his kids

Children of Libra AU: Movie night is always full of Disney (And Dreamworks and whatever else is kid friendly) with Zapp dancing around with his kids in his arms (or on his toes, sometimes pulling you into the fun just to make it seem like he's a functional family man)

Sink or Swim [Zed x Reader]

Zed had been going to the same café every day for the past couple of months now. He had developed a monstrous crush on one particularly cute barista and thus had memorized their schedule. Making sure to drop by every time they would be able to stand and chat for a minute.

He tried to keep the conversation light, but they were just so incredible. It was always them going into deep theories about different works and Zed was hooked. But he was also careful, he didn't want them to wind up fired because of himself.

What Zed didn't know was how Zapp and Leo were tailing him. He didn't realize that Zapp had taken an interest in the same person he had. So walking into the café and seeing you chatting happily with Zapp hurt.

He tried rationalizing this. Of course he shouldn't feel so possessive over you, Zed hadn't told you how he felt after all. But watching you twirl your hair while talking to Zapp had him seeing red. Desperately wanting to win your affections back, blindly assuming he had them in the first place, Zed approached the counter.

"Hello! Welcome to The Book and Bean." You smiled at Zed, "Would you like your usual Zed?"

"Yes please [Name]." Zed was being equally polite, not testing the water so much as just trying to rush to where he could talk to you, "How's the day been so far?"

"Its been nice." You turned to do your job, "Can't really complain."

"Well of course not." Zapp piped up, "A sexy thing like you shouldn't have much to complain about ever."

Zed held his tongue, choosing to ignore how your cheeks lit up at such a shallow compliment. And being given a first-hand horror of seeing Zapp actually being smooth.

"I was wondering [Name]." Zed tilted his head, "How far have you gotten with your own book?"

"Oh, that." You flushed, tucking your hair behind your ear, "I haven't gotten very far sadly. I'm having a little trouble with one scene. Like I can see it play out, but I can't begin to get the words on paper."

"I see, perhaps I could help you with it?" Zed was determined to keep the conversation out of Zapp's reach, "Maybe when you get off? I'd be honored to help, I assure you."

Zed's heart fluttered at the way you were blushing, at him no less. Until Zapp just had to ruin it. Cutting you off before you could give Zed an answer.

"Damn! You really are all that and a bag of chips huh good-looking?" Zapp smirked, he was enjoying pissing Zed off. Helped that he found you cute, "I mean, it's obvious you're a sight for sore eyes. But writing a book too?"

"I, uh..." You didn't normally talk about your book, only Zed really, "Well, yes. This would be the third time I've tried. The last two didn't do all that well."

"Well that's a shame, cutie." Zapp started.

"Did you get them published?" Zed cut the silver-haired man off, "What were their titles?"

You weren't used to this much attention. And the two men were starting to argue with one another. All you could do was step away and tend to the customer that just entered the building.

Zed Head Cannons

He discovered a fondness for psychological horror movies, tenser than gore or jumpscares

His love of books would cover an entire apartment wall to wall with a variety of titles from educational to novels

He is the third best linguist (of the main cast at least, fourth counting Lucky), due to how much he reads

He can't stop himself from analyzing characters in movies, especially the way does in novels

He is full of thoughts, and if he's comfortable in your company then you'll hear most if not all of this thoughts

If he's drunk then he has no filter and he will roast anything you put in front of him (most everything if he likes what you show him then it'll be rambling about how much he likes it)

^ If its a picture of you, he'll forget you're standing right there and start gushing about you... until he looks back up at you instead of the picture (then he's a blushing stammering mess)

He doesn't like pets, or animals in general (nothing to do with cleanliness, a little to do with them possibly messing with his stuff, but mostly due to him not wanting to be licked, scratched, or pecked at... or having to share your attention with a small creature but he doesn't ever admit to it)

^ Yes that does technically make him the jealous type, but only with animals. He doesn't care if his partner prefers to spend time with others because he trusts them (not saying he trusts who they hang out with but...)

Children of Libra AU: He worries about taking the kids out in the rain cause while he doesn't get sick from the rain, you do (likely, not accounting for S/I variants) and he doesn't want to risk the kids getting sick

Children of Libra AU: He was never worried about being a good father, but he did worry about being able to provide for his kids given how hard it was to find a job before

Children of Libra AU: He tries teaching his kids early as possible, but overdoes it and turns all the babies fuss cause they wanna play Papa! Let they play!!

Children of Libra AU: He always reads his kids' assignments, giving his own critiques, especially their writing and poetry work

Vanishing [Chain x Reader]

You stood over Chain as she hurled into the toilet... again. Another night out with the werewolf bureau had her reeling from going overboard. The scent of booze on her was strong enough for you to be able to smell it, which was saying something.

Being a blood breed, you normally couldn't smell anything except blood and occasionally Chain when she was invisible. Though that was usually because she was amplifying her scent for your benefit. That one time you almost shish-kabobbed her when she just appeared in front of you had been more than enough reason for that.

"You really need to find another way to unwind." You sighed, mixing a small tonic in the only clean mug in the apartment, "Before you single-handedly cause an alcohol shortage."

The pitiful look on Chain's face was too cute. Even though you were supposed to feel bad about it, you couldn't help but smile. Handing her the perfectly mixed concoction and making sure she didn't spill any of it.

"I can't help it." Chain tried making excuses, "We weren't didn't drink the place dry this time!"

You just looked at her, "Really? This time, eh? I'll bet they barely have three bottles to clink together."

Chain pouted over an empty mug. Just because you were right, didn't mean you needed to say it out loud.

"Oh c'mon, I made that... oh what was it called..." You offered a hand to Chain, "Uh, that one thing you burnt. The one with the chicken in it."

Chain frowned a little, "Are you trying to cheer me up or make me loose more of my stomach?"

"I followed the recipe thank you very much!"

You were being giggled at. All the booze was getting to her head, cause she was giggling at you. At least your attempts to cook never set the kitchen on fire...

Chain Head Cannons

She has a soft spot for cop dramas like Criminal Minds, CSI, and Burn Notice

She develops crushes on the characters like Steven... (yes, she has f/os too)

She really doesn't mind being bait for missions, she knows she'll have a good amount of control over the situation and plenty of back up (including Klaus being a giant teddy bear and offering to talk to her about it all, make sure she's okay)

Despite her confident demeanor, she's kinda shy when it comes to her partner (or crushes *cough* Steven *cough*)

She's secretly a nerd and watches deep lore shows (anime... she watches anime)

As much as she loves getting drunk, she doesn't keep any kind of remedies in her apartment

Children of Libra AU: She's the fun aunt that can do magic tricks, the babies love her (when they are indeed small)

Somehow... [Lucky x Reader]

"Little warm for March, huh?"

Lucky jumped at the sound of your voice. He was so used to people giving him a wide berth that being talked to when someone from Libra wasn't around was weird. But he just so happened to take the subway at the same time as you did.

It had been a slow process, but you eventually got the older gentleman to talk with you. Which was both a little expected and a little odd to you. Lucky, or whatever his real name was, you could never remember it. Either way, he was a sweetheart and said some of the strangest things.

"Uh, yeah. A little bit, isn't it?" Lucky stammered a little, "Still, nice weather at least. Not a cloud in the sky."

As if he spoke misfortune into existence, a loud crack of thunder brought a heavy rainstorm. Both of you turned to the window with a sort of grimace.

"So much for good weather." You chuckled, "Good thing I have my umbrella."

Lucky slumped a little. He didn't want to admit that he wasn't prepared, mostly because he didn't want to inconvenience you. And yet...

"You don't seem to carry one, unless it's stashed in your trench coat?" You were just trying to be polite, that and he always kept a briefcase on his arm. You didn't know much, but wet paperwork was never any fun, "Hm? Lucky?"

"Oh, uh no." He scratched the back of his head, "I don't carry an umbrella... or anything that I probably should for that matter."

"We could share mine."

Lucky couldn't keep the blush from rising on his face, "Ah, that's... very nice of you but, I. I don't want you to feel like you have to..."

"I really don't mind Lucky." You smiled and it was all over, he didn't have any resistance left, "And besides, you pass where I have to go anyways. You can just borrow my umbrella to get where you need to."

"[N-Name]," Lucky tried holding his hands up, "That's really very nice of you to offer. But I won't see you again until tomorrow, and I can't guarantee that I'll remember it in the first place. I..."

"It'll be fine." You insisted, "I'll survive a little rain. But soggy paperwork on the other hand..."

He realized you were pointing at his briefcase, "Oh! This... this isn't paperwork. I... It's not something I can talk about but it isn't paperwork."

"Well still," You sighed a little, "Whatever it is has to be important, and getting it wet won't do you any good."

Lucky was caught. While you were technically wrong, he couldn't just outright say that. He liked having someone to talk to, and as much as he tried to hide the truth... He liked you a lot. Though he would probably die before he said anything of the sort out loud.

For now, sharing an umbrella in the pouring rain was close enough.

Lucky Head Cannons

Side note: why this mans not have any gifs? Pls... someone who knows how, just one..

90% of his diet is premade foods (take out, gas station sandwiches, etc)

He honestly can't cook though, so who can blame him?

He likes watching older shows a lot (Longmire, Andy Griffith Show, basically Westerns and black and white films)

He has a soft spot for model cars (even has a shelf in his private office full of them)

He's either word vomiting about his interests, or thinking about them really hard and hoping you can hear his thoughts

^ He swings wildly between introverted tendencies and extroverted ones

Despite drinking ungodly amounts of coffee (like Steven) he prefers tea and cocoa

^ Though he does like specialty brews of coffee

He has a bad habit of grinding his teeth when he's working (if he isn't snacking)

He forgets to keep up his appearance when he's working and often comes out of his office with a patchy beard and hair longer than Leo's

He doesn't like drinking much (though he can hold his liquor better than most)

Children of Libra AU: He occasionally babysits for Klaus (and Klaus alone). He's pretty good at this, surprising even himself over it, but Klaus's little babies love when "Uncle Lucky" comes for a visit

No One to Blame [Raju x Reader]

Raju should have known better than to lay in the middle of the floor, especially with your new pet kitten being curious about everything. He was exhausted though, and one little furry menace was the least of his worries. What he really needed to be worried about was you carrying hot cocoa.

It wasn't that you even tripped on him or his cane, you stubbed your toe on the side table. Throwing both mugs of cocoa right in Raju's face, and all over the kitten who became wild claws. Scratching the slightly tough skin around Raju's shoulders as it tries to run off for cover.

Your head popped up quickly, "Ah! Raju! I'm sorry!"

He groaned in response, "When I said I wanted cocoa, this wasn't what I meant."

"I know. I'm sorry. I..."

Raju was up in a flash, his attempt at sarcastic humor didn't land at all. Putting his arm around your shoulders, he tried explaining it. But that didn't work either. While he couldn't be sure, there was a feeling in the back of his mind that part of this was just a ploy to get him to shower with you. Not the throwing hot cocoa on him, he was certain that had been an accident.

But maybe, just maybe this was an act to get closer to him. But he didn't have a choice, he couldn't properly wrap his shoulders with all the cat scratches.

Raju Head Cannons

He uses his blood threads to keep his body tucked away under his robes (Yes! I'm still personally salty af about that. He shouldn't be able to fit under there!)

^ He also uses a small, steady stream of Windweaver to keep floating (since we've seen that he doesn't use blood appendages like we've seen Zapp do but it's been said by Zapp that he can do so)

He gets bored easily, especially with modern entertainment

Though it is debatable if he's Greek, Egyptian, or Mongolian (given his aptitude for fighting and seeming love for violence and training)

He can't spell at all, English isn't his first language (obviously)

He won't hear a word about being "cute" and he will shake random papers at his partner with crayon scribbles in the vague form of charts (to map your cuteness)

Older cultures revered him somewhere between a demon and a god

While he does have a voracious sweet tooth, he also loves spicy foods (especially spicy seafood he prefers shrimp and crab)

He doesn't like keeping weapons of metal or wood, but he does still study them for his personal use in fighting

He will sit still long enough to watch movies about war and fighting (both to critique fighting style and to see what he can use for himself)

Children of Libra AU: Gloria (his daughter) is only a a few months younger than the boys and is one grade beneath them (Adam develops a little crush on her and its torture for Zapp)

Children of Libra AU: If he is around (not with an S/O) then he gets really weirdly protective of the babies at first sight... (Zapp and Zed are suspicious of this behavior, worried about Raju wanting to train the babies)

Together Forever [Femt x Reader]

"Femt? Where did you store the paprika?" You called from the kitchen, "It isn't in the spice drawer!"

Peering around the corner, "Well dearie, that isn't the spice drawer for starters."

You turned red eyes on the almost taller than you masked man, "That's because it isn't in the spice drawer."

Yanking the correct drawer open, you pointed to the empty space where the paprika should be sitting. For such an organized man, Femt kept misplacing things.

"Ah, I see what you mean." Femt began looking around the kitchen himself, trying to remember where he might have put it last, "But what do you even need paprika for in the first place dearie?"

Refusing to answer only had Femt squishing himself against you, pressing his cheek against yours with a loud humming. It was supposed to be a surprise, and as such you weren't budging on telling him what for.

"Dearie!" Femt yelled in your ear, "What. Do. You. Need. The. Paprika. For?"

"I just need it." You dug in your ear, "That's all you need to know my deranged little psycho."

He couldn't help but chuckle at you as he kissed your cheek, "And don't you forget it dearie. But you don't even eat, so what do you need the paprika for?"

"You can ask until your face turns blue Femt." You sighed, "But I'm not telling you until its ready."

Femt clicked his tongue, "Well let me check my lab, just to be safe."

As he walked away, you could hear him mumbling under his breath. "For a blood breed, they sure are a sweetheart."

It wasn't your fault that he still aged. Though you couldn't tell from looking at him. Femt still looked like a twenty-something young man... acted like it to.

Femt Head Cannons

He likes sweeping around the apartment in long capes

^ Also reciting epic poems, random (powerful) quotes from movies, plays, or shows he's seen (even if he doesn't know where it's from, if he likes how it sounds then he says it)

He knows no boundaries when it comes to personal space, expect him to throw his arms around you and squish against your cheek frequently

One exception, if you have reservations (due to trauma) he will back off from excessive physical contact

You can't stop him from singing along during movie nights, he will belt to his heart's content (only occasionally going off key or singing badly to make you laugh instead of rolling your eyes at him)

He tries to joke about everything and refuses to take anything too seriously (except the relationship, but that's because he actually cares about his partner)

He loves dancing around like a fool (though its hard to tell because he prefers tap dancing and ballroom dancing)

Yes, he will pull you into his dancing often

Cooking is something he does extremely well, but he can't bake to save his life

^ Despite being big on exact sciences with his experiments

He's very impatient (though he plays it off well)

He loves dressing up, doesn't matter if its Halloween or not (he just has a musical theatre nerd longing to burst out okay...)

He has dabbled in alchemy but doesn't like using too much because he loves sitting on the sides and watching the chaos unfold

Children of Libra AU: He attempted to send each of Klaus's children a mutant pet... Klaus politely declined them...

Children of Libra AU: He stopped letting his monsters strike near schools just to be safe that he wouldn't be targeted by angry parents (he's a little scared of Klaus, just a smidge)

Alone Together [Aligula x Reader]

You weren't entirely sure why Aligula needed a place to stay, but you were more than willing to let her crash with you. At least for a few days, since you didn't know what all she did in her spare time. She looked a little singed as she stepped into your apartment, smelled a little singed too. But you weren't going to pry, much.

"Lily, you okay?"

"Of course I am [Name]!" She puffed out her chest, "What makes you ask that?"

You folded your arms with a soft huff, "Well let's see, you showed up at my place looking like a kitten that just escaped a house fire. Something's gotta be up, but I'm a little more concerned that you might be injured."

Being ambushed with a tight hug around the neck had you flailing for balance.

"[Name]!" She squealed in your ear, "You're too sweet!"

"That doesn't answer my question shorty! My spine isn't meant to bend this way ya know!"

Aligula outed as she let go reluctantly, "Well excuse me sky scraper! I was just glad someone cared about me... for once."

You let out a deep sigh, turning to lead Aligula further into your apartment. Knowing your friend just a little too well, you had the couch set up for yourself so she could take the bed. A thousand plus excuses for why she couldn't sleep on the couch had already been thrown around.

Though you were jumping up at least six times an hour because Aligula just wouldn't fall asleep. The thought of spiking her cocoa with a sleep aid crossed your mind more than once, but you were certain that she'd pick up on it and throw a hissy fit.

"[Name]!" Aligula reached out to you, "Its too cold in here!"

"Lily, how many more blankets do you need? You're gonna turn my room into a hibernation cave."

She pouted, dropping her arms, "I wouldn't need a ton of blankets if you'd just stay in here with me ya know."

"Uh... uh huh." You stood there blinking for a moment, "Is that what you've been trying to do all night? Make me ask you out or something?"

"You know I'm absolutely adorable and deserve cuddles!" Aligula rolled over to hide her blushing face, "And you just happen to be the closet person for that right now."

Her voice dropped to a whisper, "And the only person I trust..."

You let out a heavy sigh, "Alright, scooch over Pinky."

Climbing in behind her was easy enough, but you nearly fell out of the bed with how forcefully she jumped you. She was clinging with all her might and then some, trying to convince you to kiss her. You couldn't help but chuckle at how she was acting, vaguely wondering if this was some kind of weird potion malfunction. Barely managing to get her to settle with a kiss to the forehead.

Aligula Head Cannons

So, I've always spelled her name AliguLa not AliguRa because of how it sounds in the anime (where I was first introduced to her) thus the pet name Lily and such... that and I have tried studying Japanese as a language and they don't typically pronounce L (best example I have is from Death Note where they call Light Kira because it sounds like Killer. See, R instead of L's...) anyways, rant over. Not that anyone has ever tried correcting me, I'm just hyper-caffeinated and working on everything at once (in a good way) and this just crept up on me like a bad leg cramp -^-

Her fixation on cute and girly stuff has always been part of her personality

^ This is why she even became the Queen of Monomania

She was a beauty pageant contender, but doesn't like how she can't get too far on being adorable instead of maturely beautiful

She loves the Disney Princess movies (and those that follow that kind of powerful and cute woman) and has cutesy dresses based on each

She can and will prance around singing at the top of her lungs

Though her song choice goes from Disney to Halsey to Megan Trainor and everyone in between

If it has a female lead, she listens to it and sings it

ADORES duets and love songs

Has a secret soft spot for Country music (though her aesthetic is more pop)

Her bed is a nest of cute plushies, good luck escaping the plushie pit...

Despite her cute aesthetic, she despises unicorns. Not even Femt knows why though... (she prefers elephants... ???)

She also has a proclivity for horror movies (and gory ones but she'll never admit it)

PKMN AU 1&2: She has multiple Phanpy and Cufant that she gushes over constantly. She never trains them or shows them off, but she does adore them

Children of Libra AU: never causes chaos around the schools because she has a soft spot for kids in general (she doesn't want to admit it though, only she can be cute in the relationship...)

She loves game nights, but she gets insanely competitive so its best to keep it to simple games like Scene It and Apples to Apples

She is like an elf or a dwarf, once she starts working on a project, you won't see her for days at a time

She will always try to prolong cuddling, doesn't matter if it's on the couch, the bed, or just swaying in the kitchen while trying to cook, she will not let go

She isn't good at cooking, but she's excellent at baking and candy making (melting chocolates, hard tac candies, and caramel)

She usually outsources most of her coding for her machines, but she does all the building and welding for each project

She rivals Patrick and Neyka in that department, though she doesn't make "traditional" weapons

Other than Dog and Deldro, she's only "loved" three other people (not counting x Reader/ s/o)

Though those three people were long before she became Queen of Monomania

Her bedroom is an absolute mess, but her labs are perfectly organized

^ But heaven help you if you try tidying up cause she really does know where everything is and won't appreciate you moving it all around

Half and Half and Half and Half [Dog x Reader]

You swished your tail out of Dog's grasp... again. He kept combing his fingers through your fur and it tickled. Being a rare breed of half-demon that existed before Hellsalem's Lot did, you always got weird stares from people. But not from Dog, or his weird symbiote-looking thing named Deldro.

Dog stared at you with wide, innocent eyes that sparkled. Though you couldn't tell what the expression on Deldro's face was, ever. Didn't stop Dog from ambushing you in hugs and trying to help with anything you might need him to. Even if it annoyed Deldro.

"I can't help it!" Dog whined behind you, "It's so soft and fluffy!"

You slumped, ears drooping a tiny bit, "But it tickles. And feels weird."

That was all it took for Dog to scoop you up in is lap. Tight hugs and pressing his face against yours.

"This is the only chance we get to be free without restrictions and you're spending it doing this!?" Deldro piped up, "We could be out in the city!!"

"Hush Deldro." Dog barely eased up, "Sweetie and I don't get much time together and we want to be alone in the house. It isn't a crime."

"But we could-!"

"You're only allowed out on the condition that you don't commit crimes." You sighed, adjusting in Dog's lap, "And there is an armed guard just outside the apartment. So you'd be caught fast."

Deldro pouted while Dog grinned like a small child. Nuzzling against your cheek a bit roughly, but not meaning to. He was just a little too happy to be cuddling whether there was something to watch or not. Which was what you were trying to do for the last hour, find something entertaining to watch.

But it was hopeless. The likelihood that you'd reach an agreement was slim to none, and Dog was just happy to be here. You submitted to his cuddling, as long as he stopped brushing through your fur.

Dog & Deldro Head Cannons

Dog doesn't really have the capacity to sit still for long (unless he's painting or cuddling)

Deldro never knows what to do around the people Dog likes, he still has feelings for Aligula (they're just extra complicated after what she put him through)

Dog (in most fics where Deldro loses consciousness because the procedure didn't work the way Aligula wanted it to) gets to run around free, and he paints as a side to Libra

Deldro was a graffiti artist (among other things) and loved using a New Age style for everything

Dog prefers painting still-life style, but can do surreal (similar to Van Go and Picasso)

Dog prefers sweet foods, but Deldro prefers spicy... and no, sweet and spicy combo foods don't appeal to them

Both would rather have a cold drink over a hot drink (minus hot cocoa in the winter)

Children of Libra AU: ...they aren't allowed near the kids after the accident (Dog was pulling the boys in a wagon, tripped, and all five spilled to the ground and had to go to the doctor. Damien had the worst of it, he broke an arm)

High Speed Mistakes [Daniel x Reader]

Why did it seem like every hoodlum in the city wanted to tear a$$ through the streets? Like sure, Daniel could understand not wanting to be caught, but there were perfectly good sewers. Then again, it was dark down there. And cramped, and stank to high heaven... on second thought, he preferred the above ground chases.

Or so he thought. One thing he would hate no matter what was the fact that civilian lives would be put at risk. And that absolutely meant you were likely to find yourself in the crosshairs.

But Daniel had faith that you could stay well out of harm's way. Unfortunately, fate had little interest in the faith of one little police officer.

"Don't f--king move or they're getting front row tickets to Micheal Jackson!"

Daniel's blood froze. The end of the high-speed chase had led them all to a standstill as the getaway car went up in flames. Being able to get the perpetrators on their feet had worked, but it came with the cost of civilians being in reach... of you being in reach.

No one moved for a few minutes. A better negotiator than Daniel was trying to alleviate the situation. Trying to convince the thief to let you go. But it wasn't getting anywhere. And Daniel wasn't exactly a patient man.

Easing forward one centimeter at a time was agony. Seeing you scared and unable to even call for help was worse. And yet Daniel eased forward anyways. If he could reach the gun... if he could reach you then...

CRACK

"You thought I was playin'?" The man roared, "Not another step there mate!"

Daniel saw red, literally. It wasn't fatal, but part of your ear had just been shot off. He wanted to get you away from here as fast as possible.

Unable to hear, see, or even move... it was hard to tell if you were screaming, or even still awake. You needed to lie down, and soon.

Daniel Head Cannons

Side note: Again, where's the gif of this man? Just one... pls?

He took several different types of self-defense courses (even full Judo and Jiu Jitsu)

^ He has a Green belt (5th Kyu) in each school of karate

He will never stop looking for his missing socks, he has a small number of socks and he can't lose one!

Getting him to do dishes isn't easy (if he can get away with it, he'll only use paper plates and plastic utensils)

He secretly loves watching old cartoons, but he won't ever admit to it (yes, if he gets caught he will deny it for hours)

There's never something he won't try to do, but it's 50/50 if he'll be successful in his attempt

He does like some flowers (despite denying it because he claims to not be a "sissy") Those flowers are Morning Glory and Sakura (two flowers that are short-lived)

^ Not that he'd ever judge someone else for liking anything, far from it, he just doesn't want anyone teasing him about it

He's ultra guarded about his public image, much to his detriment

Marcus is quick to smack some sense into him over all of Daniel's stubbornness and explains how to do so to you

Children of Libra AU: He is torn about being called "Uncle Danny" because, on the one hand, he's a serious push over when it comes to kids. On the other... Libra (and his reputation)

Children of Libra AU: Daniel is very protective over the kids, but only because he does (begrudgingly) respect -most- of Libra (Klaus, Steven, Leo, and Zed... Rip Zapp)