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dearest mercutio,

i dost not find thou very dear whenst thou THREATEN ME over what the likes of balthasar hath spoken.

for, answer me this, mercutio escalus! why wouldst i, juliet capulet, lone daughter of the capulet house, say such things to a montague-lover like balthasar? nay, not just a montague-lover! a SERVANT of the montague heir, romeo montague!

mercutio, for someone with royal blood beating through thine heart you ne'er act very regal.

for shame you drag my name into such gossip, and for shame such gossip invokes my family name too! especially with your relations with your dear friend, benvolio.

STAY AWAY FROM MINE BELOVED COUSIN, TYBALT. HE IS ROUGH AND HE MAY NOT BE SO FLATTERING, BUT I SWEAR ON MY NAME THAT HE IS BETTER THAN THE LIKES OF THEE!

begone. juliet capulet, signing off.

@mercutiosblog @tybaltcapuletsblog

so balthasar told me something about tybalt today

(I'm hiding his info for his privacy just in case 🫡)

EXPLAIN THYSELF, TYBALT. WHAT IS ALL THIS

also, I cannot believe juliet told him my SECRET. what wouldst thou think if I told all of verona THY secret, @thecapuletjuliet ????