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Ok so, If any of you guys feel self-conscious when you're sick just remember that one time when I was about five I was sick with the flu and on medication that knocked me out and made me loopy. So, I was in the library with my sister, brother, and Mom, and I had to go to the bathroom, so I woke up all loopy and sedated and tried to walk to what I THOUGHT was the bathroom. Turns out, it was a garbage can. I dropped my drawers and was about to poop when my sister screamed, " SCARLET NO!! " And ran to the bathroom with me in her arms trying to poop. I did not register anything that happened and walked back when I was done like it was no big deal. Keep in mind, I was in a library and like four other people witnessed my loopy drunken state bathroom incident and laughed about it after. MY sister has never let me live it down and the moral of the story is, if you're ever embarrassed, I almost pooped in a trash can in front of four other people in a library.
