Our Orchard May Be The Last - Tumblr Posts
1 year ago
Our mimics act a lot like haunted objects to new people, but really, they’re perfectly domesticated
i think more haunted houses should have haunted clawfoot bathtubs that move and exist as separate, distinct demonically possessed entities
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a little eldritch from all the me/moon/sun/insert-a-few-others
but that doesn’t *really* hurt them
it can hurt us though
I may not be able to bruise but being tackled by a dense claw-footed tub moving upwards of 88 mph is still annoying
and the Ranch agrees
do you know how hard it is to find mimic-compatible lumber nowadays?
very. the answer is very.
our orchard may be the last
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