Our Mimics Act A Lot Like Haunted Objects To New People, But Really, Theyre Perfectly Domesticated

Our mimics act a lot like haunted objects to new people, but really, they’re perfectly domesticated

i think more haunted houses should have haunted clawfoot bathtubs that move and exist as separate, distinct demonically possessed entities 

Okay so what you need to do when you feel doomed by the narrative like OP is set yourself up as the leader of a faction which will violently oppose the one your kid’ll end up joining. It’ll cause a lot of drama, but you’ll stay alive for longer, and only maybe get corrupted by whatever magical/ultra-scientific energy you’re working with

my kid keeps saying shit like i love you momy we'll always be together and i just know i am going to die for narrative reasons soon

They are my friends, allies, and subordinates

I love moths for different reasons:

they are cute

the are fluffy

they have pretty wings

they are beautiful

they like lamps

they won't eat your skin

wait. leg insurance?

Yup! Leg insurance!

I think we have a hologram of him floating about

Me on my way to the weirdass garden after waking up with no recollection of my life before