Oz X Damien - Tumblr Posts

Damien: ‘they’ll never find the body” is a boring threat. Threaten that they’ll never stop finding the body.

Vera: They’ll be recovering pieces of you for at least three months. You will be alive for at least two of them.

Oz, rethinking his life choices: that’s terrifying.

Damien: [applying chapstick]

Oz: What flavour is that?

Damien: It's raspberry blast

Oz: Ooh can I try it?

Damien: [passes lipstick over] sure

Oz: thanks! [kisses Damien]

Oz: Holy shit it is raspberry blast!

Damien: [has stopped functioning]

Oz: I asked to share Damien's queen sized bed with him

Oz: to which he responded that he’s a queen and therefore it is at maximum capacity.

Damien: I want to take you out

Oz: Finally

Damien: Finally?

Oz: I thought you'd grown morals, please just go for it, any time now would be fine

Damien: Oz, what did you- what?

Oz: Oh! Fuck you meant a date? Not murder?

Oz: yea that's good too, pick me up at 8?

Lucien: what are your interests?

Oz: your son in my room.

Stan: excuse me?

Oz: the sun and the moon. i love astronomy.