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I am in desperate need for a kenyatta fic for my delulu. I love her so much, she is the sole reason I have hyperfixated on this game. LOOK AT HER SHE'S SO PERFECT.
I am in desperate need for a kenyatta fic for my delulu. I love her so much, she is the sole reason I have hyperfixated on this game. LOOK AT HER SHE'S SO PERFECT.
I started romancing Kenyatta and I find it so fucking funny. Like, I got there maybe a month ago in game and already I have rizzed up with the mayor's daughter enough for her to want to piss off her mom with me.
Like this woman is out here, calling her mother by her first name and offering to flirt, but only when Eshe is around and I'm sitting her like "Darlin, you are adorable, but are you mad at me because of your mom or did I do something wrong?" And I love it.
On top of that, I'm saving Nai'o from a toxic relationship(this is me coping, I don't want to hate him but he should stop talking about her so often /lh)
Updates will continue, I am off to cry over how perfect she is.
One of these days, she will find out. That will be the day I am sent out of the village. Until then, WE CONTINUE RIZZING KENYATTA.
One of these days, she will find out. That will be the day I am sent out of the village. Until then, WE CONTINUE RIZZING KENYATTA.
Palia npc
Toxic traits
(My headcannon of what each toxic trait the npcs have [satire])
Ashura
Dead wife
Reth
Soup addiction
Tish
Will ignore everything if tables are involved.
Jel
Gay twink
Hassian
Would argue over the 'man or bear' hypothetical (not realizing what it means)
Sifuu
Not a romance option (pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplea-)
Chayne
Religion
Eshe
She's in love with the duchess but is too closeted and bitter to admit it. Also leave your daughter alone
Kenli
You could lead him into a trap with a trail of his favorite food.
Hoddari
Helicopter dad
Auuni
Would place a spider in your bed because he thinks it's cool
Najuuma
Klee main on genshin impact
Tamala
Evil queen from snow white kinnie
Kenyatta
Mommy issues
Jina
Would sell your ass out to the government for good grades
Zeki
Would sell you. Period.
Subria
Cop
Hekla
Helicopter mom
Einar
I can't think of anything, +100 aura
Delilah
Overworked workaholic. Give this woman a vacation
Badruu
Stage fright. Sing for the town, bard boy.
Nai'o
Exists.
Lmk if I missed anyone
This is all for fun
Palia npc
Toxic traits
(My headcannon of what each toxic trait the npcs have [satire])
Ashura
Dead wife
Reth
Soup addiction
Tish
Will ignore everything if tables are involved.
Jel
Gay twink
Hassian
Would argue over the 'man or bear' hypothetical (not realizing what it means)
Sifuu
Not a romance option (pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplea-)
Chayne
Religion
Eshe
She's in love with the duchess but is too closeted and bitter to admit it. Also leave your daughter alone
Kenli
You could lead him into a trap with a trail of his favorite food.
Hoddari
Helicopter dad
Auuni
Would place a spider in your bed because he thinks it's cool
Najuuma
Klee main on genshin impact
Tamala
Evil queen from snow white kinnie
Kenyatta
Mommy issues
Jina
Would sell your ass out to the government for good grades
Zeki
Would sell you. Period.
Subria
Cop
Hekla
Helicopter mom
Einar
I can't think of anything, +100 aura
Delilah
Overworked workaholic. Give this woman a vacation
Badruu
Stage fright. Sing for the town, bard boy.
Nai'o
Exists.
Lmk if I missed anyone
This is all for fun
I GOT HER PINNNNNNNNN LETS GOOOO
I GOT HER PINNNNNNNNN LETS GOOOO
β₯ ZB1 and their Palia romances
(This mini moodboard is made by me; I donβt own any of the pics.)
Oh my god!! Luna making a (quick) comeback!! Yeah, so rare. I've gotten way too into Palia, I'm not gonna lie. This random thought came into my brain while I was watching random videos, "who would they go for?" and it suddenly became a need to make this. I'm not gonna make any promises, as usual, I'm just trying to get myself in the creative mood after such a long time. I'm doing this for reasons that I will 99.9% not be able to fulfill once more. I apologize if I lack a lot compared to previous posts. Ignoring that, let's do this! Little disclaimer: I haven't gotten that far on the lore or the relationships on their own so these assumptions and descriptions of the characters could not be completely accurate!
Jiwoong
I found it really hard at first, not gonna lie.
I think he would find Tamala really attractive, given her whole witchy vibe (and overall attitude, I guess).
There's something about her that I feel matches Jiwoong really well.
It would be a kinda interesting pair, a vampire and a witch, who would have thought??
When asked he would simply say "age is nothing but a number" (obviously wouldn't apply out of the adult context!)
Matthew would tease him saying that they are an immortal couple after all.
Zhang Hao
This one was way easier than other members.
Funny enough, he has his priorities straight.
Yeah, we're talking about zerostraightnone after all.
He simps for Hodari. (affectionatelly)
He's been found looking at fanart questionably often.
He goes "THIS MAN" while biting his lip whenever there's a flirty dialogue. He actually blushes sometimes.
He just can't help it lmao.
(The members do side eye him when that happens though)
Don't even mention the shirtless dialogue to him or he'll go crazy.
Aside from Hodari, come on, we're talking about the one and only ZHANG HAO.
He can get whoever he wants at his feet. (or vice versa, honestly)
And that someone is Hassian.
He just loves strong men *sigh*
Hanbin
This one was hard too.
The reason? The recipe for this man keeps confusing me.
Too sweet or too spicy.
I can kinda see Kenyatta as one of his options.
Something about her rebellious nature, maybe.
I wouldn't say that it's a perfect match, but I think he would like such an open minded and free spirited woman by his side. (+ she can be kinda cute at times too!)
He would support her every decision, we love a supportive partner!
He would make Eshe love him, by the way. Not even her could resist to his charms!
To go with this, I feel he would also go for Nai'O, you know, to spice things up since (spoiler) they already had a thing going on ;)
That guy can also say the sweetest things sometimes so I think there would be a really great balance among the three :)
Matthew
We all know how much of a sweetie he is.
And who else is as sweet as him and could absolutely match his sunshine energy?
Best girl Tish!
I think they would be an instant and perfect match.
He would see her for the first time and go :0
"Oh my god you're so pretty π₯Ίπ" "Are you single? π₯Ί"
He would treat her as the prettiest and rarest flower, so "delicate and ethereal"
If not, he would try to flirt with Reth.
You know, the usual "no homo" at first. "He's just a friend"
But maaaan, "how gorgeous he looks, doesn't he?"
He finds himself giggling whenever he sees soup in a menu.
Taerae
This guy would fall for the sweet girl too.
Simp number 2?? Maybe?? More like simp then. (affectionately)
You can see him silently smiling at the screen while he's talking with her. Even when he sees her walking by.
Would never say anything weird about her, he's a soft and gentle man π
Dare I say... he's a "man in love"? Yes I do.
Going on a personal quest of picking up a lot of flowers just to gift them to her? Absolutely! Decorating a "special" room of his house (very cottagecore themed) so "she could someday feel at home"? You bet he will!
Other than that... Hey, hear me out.
He gives me the vibes that he may or may not be into older girls.
He has a certain charm on his own that the ladies wouldn't be able to resist.
I'm talking specifically of Subira. I know she's supposed to fall for the human anyway, but she would 100% find Taerae unusually charming and attractive.
π‘π²π¬π΄π
He would have a hard time admitting the real reasons behind this one.
Want a hint?
Young and rich.
Tall and handsome.
Passion for Fashion.
Who's that Paliamon?! ...It's Jel!
He finds that guy unexplainably familiar. "Have I seen you before??".
He'd be sooo confused at first, his brain can't process what's happening.
Gyuvin would finally be 100% convinced that π‘π²π¬π΄π loves himself way too much (and would definitely tease him for it lmao). #selflove king
π‘π²π¬π΄π would be a blushing mess the second he realizes why he's gotten so attached to Jel all of a sudden.
Gyuvin
He's the embodiment of "At first I was like mmm (Einar) as a joke. But bro... I don't think it's a joke anymore".
Being his usual goofy self, he would actually find it kinda funny when he finds about Einar being an option for romance in this game.
He would take a photo and send it to the group chat "lmao guys look at this".
π‘π²π¬π΄π would joke saying that he "should totally date him".
Gyuvin would see it as a challenge and start working on that.
Yes, he's goofy and silly, but he's really sensitive and emotional as well.
He would slowly get closer to Einar, starting to find himself relating to the most random things or empathizing too much...
He's found a really good friend after all π₯Ί he doesn't even find dating the fishing robot as weird as he used to.
But. He wouldn't hesitate flirting with Hassian if that means he gets to spend more precious time with Tau π₯Ί
(I can definitely see Tish being an option too).
Gunwook
Our favorite nerd (affectionately).
The one who started all of this. But I'll forgive him because he's such a cutie pie.
He was the first one when I started to think about their different options.
I'm 101% sure he would LOVE Jina.
Other than just for her looks, you know what they say "smart is sexy"... Or something like that.
I feel like he's the type of person to fall for the brain first (which sounds kinda creepy and weird without context oopsie).
He would try his best to focus in and prioritize all of the quests that are related to her in any way.
There's also a chance he would kinda get jealous of Hekla, but it wouldn't go farther than a simple joke.
Assuming he actually loves to talk non-stop about "smart stuff" and throw around random facts he's learned, he would be all "smile and nod" (and blush) in real life if she wasn't a fictional character.
Yujin
Wasn't sure about adding him, but I found it really cute.
Once again, going for the popular option here, he would have a crush on Tish.
I can not see this any other way.
He's a shy baby but would try his absolute best to have a "clear" mind when it comes to choosing the best responses on dialogue.
You know, he wants to show that he can act like a rational adult too.
...would actually fail more often than not and ask the older hyungs for advice. He wants to do things right (he's taking this seriously).
He likes to see it as a "traning for real life". There's a lot to learn that can also be applied to non romantic relationships!
At the end of the day, he would try to sound "poetic" (or something like that) by saying that "with love, patience and communication all relationships can bloom".
The hyungs can't help but tease him because of how cute he is!
favorite taylor swift albums of each palia npc. i've thought about this for like a month help