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The Issue With Theatre Club

Okay so, everyone talks about how people who do sports are, like the hottest on campus. But have you seen some theatre kids? Most of them are in BOTH sports and theatre, but that’s not what makes them attractive, no no no. It’s fact that...okay so I’m not sure what makes them hot, but I’ll give you an example. I don’t want to name names, so let's call him John. 

So John is this new guy who’s Brittish. Already...you know...yeah so anyway, he’s playing Oberon in our school’s version of MSND. I was standing in for Titania because she wasn’t there, and this guy, looks me right in the eye, half swaggered over to me and said (in a Brittish accent mind you) “Ill met by moonlight, proud Titania”. That shouldn’t be allowed.

Or this girl, let’s call her Erika, she looked like an emo teenager, but with clear skin, a nice tan and really nice hair. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY! This should be illegal.