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TODAY'S THE DUMBES- i mean STRONGEST DAY, THREE CHEERS FOR CIRNO
TODAY'S THE DUMBES- i mean STRONGEST DAY, THREE CHEERS FOR CIRNO
For Cirno day 2024, allow me to introduce you to Crinsei: the snow fairy, shown much bigger than she would be, she is around the same size as tami. She is my take on Cirno or Draco as the recurring miniboss/weakest enemy for my game idea, yokei Godneu: to be a hero. Crinsei is a fairy how has the power over snow, a bit of a trickster, she likes to hide inside snowman replicas of herself she creates, and having snowball fights. She is a lover of all sorts of frozen treats, and has a big sweet tooth, ice pops, popsicles, shaved ice, ice cream, you name it, and she can’t even get a brain freeze due to being a fairy. She was born on the 9th of September 9 ac, making her 2015 years old by today, and she is trying to become stronger to get around the stigema against fairies being rather weak, and maybe learn more elements too. You can ask her anything you want of course, since it’s her birthday, all characters in the bio sheet can be asked.
And for some actual Cirno day flare, here is Cirno made in Gacha life 2 by me, Cirno never really wore any shoes, so yeah.
me and my buddy W.D. Gaster were discussing headcanons about how different 2hus act when drunk and i found it amusing so here’s the highlights
- reimu is very much an alcoholic but in denial. marisa is aware and is currently planning an intervention with kasen.
- cirno and her gang collectively have zero alcohol tolerance. cirno barely even acts different when drunk anyways she’s already a klutz and has no filter
- byakuren has only gotten drunk once in her life and she regrets it every single day of her life
- seija acts extremely formal and polite when drunk. like a businesswoman at a meeting type formal. no slurred speech or anything
- ran does not allow chen to touch alcohol. there’s no law against young youkai drinking and it wouldn’t effect her brain development or anything, ran just forbids it because she’s kind of a helicopter parent
- yukari refuses to drink any alcohol that isn’t extremely fancy red wine. after enough drinks she starts hitting ran
- aunn has never gotten drunk because she doesn’t see the appeal. there’s no moral code as a komainu not to get drunk or anything she just thinks alcohol is nowhere near as cool as religious freedom
- you know how kyouko is so loud that she has to actively try not to hurt people’s ears? yeah i’m sure it’s not fun being around kyouko when she has much less of a filter
- sanae refuses to get drunk. suwako and kanako gave her the usual “alcohol bad” lectures and stories that you give to your children and it stuck with sanae for life. no reimu i don’t want to drunk with you it will give me permanent brain damage
- sagume has sworn off alcohol because she knows if she were to get drunk she’d probably blow up an entire continent or something by accident
- utsuho is a genuine threat to the wellbeing of gensokyo when drunk. last time she was given unsupervised access to alcohol it caused an entire incident. satori has banned all alcohol in the mansion except for a liquor stash that she hides from the other three
- we have no idea what would happen to koishi if drunk. she’s already fucked up enough
- yuyuko, due to how much of a fatass she is, is nigh immune to alcohol
- eiki has never been drunk but komachi is drunk on the job over half the time. eiki gave up on trying to lecture her about it decades ago. “at least she’s doing work at all”
- remilia doesn’t really drink but she does have a glass of red wine within her proximity at all times just so she looks more elegant
- sakuya refuses to drink for fear of it disturbing her work flow but in the astronomically rare event of her actually getting a break she immediately begins drinking more than even an oni could handle
- patchouli stopped drinking a decade ago after she invented magic drug spells which she has since formed an unhealthy relationship with. marisa tried it once and called it “phony bullshit” citing that “it just doesn’t cut it like the real damn thing”
- if drunk words are sober thoughts then i really don’t want to think about what yuuka would be like drunk. the words she must usually keep to herself are probably enough to bring gods to their knees
i encourage you to reblog with your own additions
Taking care of Cirno
What would it be like to take care of this baka?
Taking care of Cirno can be fun AND frustrating at the same time
Despite being very adorable, she is a kind of dinosaur cub, with lots of vitamins!
Seeing frogs frozen in lagoons has become very common when you are with her
The lake near the Scarlet Devil mansion is... without frogs
Even though you try to understand why it's so much fun for her to do that (However, sometimes you can't help but feel bad for the poor animal!)
Despite being very idiotic, Cirno can read and count, and of course, that boosts her ego a lot, she even goes so far as to show it off to you (awesome. *obvious sarcasm*)
Sometimes she offers you one of her slushies (which is nothing more than frozen ice), so as not to make her feel bad, you decide to put flavor to it
You even told her that it would be more convenient for her to do that, so people will want to buy from her, but she told you that it is not necessary, because "The strongest does not listen to unnecessary ideas"
Sometimes you have gotten into trouble thanks to her, her passion for freezing frogs and toads has led you to think what would happen if Suwako were around while she did that
She considers you "one of the best", but, of course, you would never be "on her level"
If she does a mischief and you try to scold her, she will immediately put the blame on someone else
She will always try to prove her strength in some way, which again gets you in trouble
Despite the fact that she becomes very troublesome, it is impossible not to love her! Seeing how she tries to count from (9) 10 or misreads a text from a book is adorable
And listen to her very exaggerated but interesting anecdotes (like that time a giant toad tried to eat her because she had frozen the rest of the toads in the pond)
You are one of her main targets to annoy you with her pranks, and although at first that was very maddening, later you got used to it
Watching her fly all over the place in a hyperactive way has made you consider buying a dog leash to keep her on a leash so she doesn't run away from you
At the end of it all, you take care of her, what more can you ask for?
HAPPY CIRNO DAY!!! decided to draw this in a silly little art style :) haven't drawn Cirno in literal years so i hope this came out alright!!
+ bonus sketch under the cut :)
i was gonna give her shoes, but man shoes are tricky to draw correctly so i gave her socks instead :)
one of my favourite things about Teto Territory is that it's literally a really specific niche parody of a parody of a song about Suwako from Touhou that's also parodying like 50 other things, including the "Cirno is the strongest" joke in the Touhou fandom and Nico Nico Megahits. additionally, Teto Territory also uses Cirno's melody in reference to Teto being an April Fools joke and her favourite phrase, which is "You really are stupid", because in this context, it references the "Cirno is a baka" joke which originated from the screen layout for Touhou 9 that labels Cirno as "9. Idiot" which then became a huge joke in the Touhou fandom. there's like a hundred layers of extremely specific in-jokes and parody going on here and i love it.
The Mercs and The Fairy : Touhou and TF2 Crossover
She met the Moonlight Greatsword's STR requirements, but her INT needs a little work.
this has to be the most painfully unfunny thing ive ever done in my life
Orin: T’think that squirt beat someone like Okuu! Dang! I thought she was just being cocky!
Okuu: Unyuu~... This succkss....
I hope this is acceptable. c:
I seem to have a trend of having 6 Touhous when someone asks for various. ^^
I tried to reply to you easy. (Imitating yukkuri)