Patrof - Tumblr Posts
Undine: Ok. Everyone new rule, from now on we will NOT be referring to traumatic events as and I quote:
Undine: Patrof, having your father physically and mentally abuse you and your mother from a very young age as a skill issuse on his part
Patrof:..... fuck-
Undine: Gajah, having your mother dying of illness and leaving you an orphan as mager L
Gajah:...
Undine: Sarado, Smurki and Floga your good
Sarado: Nice
Smukri: Thank god-
Floga: Sweet
Undine: Now, LOLOPECHKA RUNNING OUT OF A WINDOW WON'T SAVE YOU GET OVER HERE-
Lolo halfway out of the window: YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
Good news, All the Spirt guardians have been cropped and topped Lolopechka too,
You will be seeing them tomorrow :3
The time has come
Sluts everyone, the amout of fun i had with this OH you have no idea
Sarado: Behold!!! The town Cluzy shut-in has left her room!!!
Lolopechka: Bring me the Hatsune miku music-loving poor boy.
Gajah being draged by the Spirt Guardions: NO YALL LET ME GO!!! I DONT WANNA-
Patrof with Gajah screaming in the backgrond: Im sorry, the shut-in girl demands it...
Lolo with Gajah's head on her lap: If your good we can go get some crimson oranges later : D
Gajah: Mhm..
K, on demand of the ppl I come to give you Randome ass Spirt Guardian Headcanons
-Sarado is scared of crabs
-Lolopechka's full name is "Lolopechka Alexandria Heart" and she thinks its stupid
-Smurki has Lesbian grandma's who helped raise him bc his dad is the local village doctor and was constantly busy
-Patrof had an abusive father who would beat him and his mom, so after he was arrested (thank you Electra) he was taken in to work for Sarado's perents
-Sarado's foks have one of the bigest parts of land in Heart and are farmers
-Floga's dad is a poet who writes screenplays and books and he is divorced to Floga's mom
-Smurki's mom died giving birth to him, rip Queen you would have loved Finral
-Undine treats the Spirt Guardions like her own family and mothers them at times
-Lolopechka, the fucking raccoon, steals the Spirt Guardians' clothes every now and again and the SG are aware of this and let her keep them
-Lolopechka has a piercing on her tongue that she got after losing a bet to Luck
-The Spirt Guardians can somewhat understand devil growls (devils can commune via growling and elves via chirping) bc Lolo growls to voice a lot of her displeaser most of the time
-After being turned into a devil, thier are still after affects on Lolopechka's body and soul (horns, tail, fangs, being able to gowl ect) bc of this she can go back and forth from her devil from and human form but its very stressful and bad for her health if she dose it too much
-Sarado and Lolopechka -> Rich girls
Floga and Smurki -> Well off
Gajah and Patrof -> IM JUST A POOR BOY NOBODY LOVES ME-
-In the winter everyone clings on to Floga bc as a fire mage he is always naturally warm, like a blanket!
-Lolo and Floga are book lovers
-Sarados dad is a short king god bless
- Gajah's mom died of illness when he was young and bc his dad is a deadbeat so he was left an orphan so he was raised at the royal palace. This is the reason why he is so protective
-In general, Gajah is really bad with emotions and can get overwhelmed by them
- More of me projecting then a HC, Lolopechka, Floga and Sarado get really fucking vocal over sports (like football, baskedball etc).
- Lolo looks really fucking smug by nature but she really isn't, the same way Noelle said Modesty looks like sarcasm on her. So she trys to be nice and humble but she just ends up looking like a jackass
Was playing around w a quote generator and-
Help-
Smurki: This is very slowly turning into a shit show isnt it?
Sarado: AS IF IT WASNT ALREADY???
Floga: I say we make like Lucius's hairline and 'retract'.
~°~°~
Lolo: Gooly gee Floga, whatever gave you that idea...
Floga: Excuse me but buildings falling and the ground beneath my feet shaking doesn't make me feel very safe and seeing people running away doesn't help ether.
Gajah:
Patrof: Who hurt you two today damn-