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Conversations while dating/ before dating Peter Maximoff...
Peter Maximoff x gn! reader
A/N: Not my gif
Peter: I hope you know that I would die for you
Y/N: Yesterday you said you would die for a single potato chip, So... I don't feel that special
Peter: I'd... live for you?
Y/N: You are the least subtle person I know. Your 'I have a secret' vibe is literally visible from the moon
Peter: Is not!
Y/N: Shit! I cut my finger
Peter: *speeds into room* wheee woooo wheee woooo wheee woooo
Y/N: Wha-
Peter: *Stops to put bandage on finger*
Peter: *runs out of room at normal speed* Wheee woooo wheee woooo wheee woooo
Peter: Don't hug me so tight! Your crushing my spleen
Y/N: You dont even know where your spleen is
Peter: Neither do you!
Peter: Scott won't come out of his room, what do we do?
Y/N: Just tell him I said anything factually incorrect
Peter: Gotcha
Scott: *Bursting through the door* Did you just say that the SUN is a fucking PLANET?!
Peter: *with his foot stuck in a chair* Now you may be asking, "Peter, how did you do this to yourself?
Peter: *slightly baffled and still trying to get out* Well the thing is... Peter doesn't know either
Y/N: Something weird is happening
Peter: Isn't that our school motto?
Peter: *pulls shower curtain back* Are we- stop screaming, it's just me- are we out of twinkies?
Peter: *talking about Y/N to Scott* When they first came to Xavier's and I had a crush on them, I didn't know how to deal with it so I wrote them a note anonymously that just said get out
Y/N: Is this seat taken?
Peter: That's my lap?
Y/N: I know what I said
Peter: *yawns*
Y/N: it must be tiring to be that pretty
Peter: *tilts head* then you must be exhausted
Y/N: *blushing furiously*
Peter: I really want to kiss you
Y/N: Hnm?
Peter: I said if you die I wouldn't miss you
Y/N: What?
Peter: Wait no-
Peter: *runs into the kitchen* Y/N I caught a bird!
Y/N:*While not paying attention and making lunch* That's nice...
Y/N: Wait what?! Put it back!
Y/N: *Getting hit on*
Peter: Hey that's my fiance/fiancee your hitting on!
Stranger: Really? I don't see a ring
Peter: Shit I knew I forgot something *gets down on one knee*
Part 2
Convetsations While/Dating Peter Maximoff part 2...
Peter Maximoff x gn! reader
A/N: Not my gif
Y/N: I am going to need you to swear-
Peter: Shit.
Y/N:
Y/N: ...swear as in promise.
Peter: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!
Y/N: Oh-? Even more humiliating than-
Peter: We are not doing this!
Y/N: The first time Peter opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
Y/N: Can I have some water?
Peter: *starts chugging their water bottle*
Peter: *chokes from drinking too fast*
Peter: *spills water all over themself*
Peter, coughing: I don't have any water
Peter: Who's in charge here?
Y/N, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.
Peter: Welcome, fellow idiots
Y/N: Hey, Peter
Peter: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Y/N: You underestimate me
Y/N: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Peter: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Y/N , going over Peter's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
Peter: Yes
Y/N: Okay... may I know what you create?
Peter: Problems.
Peter: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Y/N: You would eat yourself?
Peter: I wouldn’t even question it.
Y/N: What are your goals?
Peter: To pet all the dogs.
Y/N: No, fitness goals.
Peter: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
Y/N: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Jean: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Peter: Smad.
Y/N: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Peter: Oh, I’m always running
Peter: The question is from what-
Part 1