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Peter: Scott sometimes talks in his sleep, it’s adorable.
Scott: *mumbling while asleep* Fight me… you ass… square up… I think the fuck not…
Peter: *jokingly* You aren't allowed to fall in love with me.
Scott: Trust me, that won't be a problem.
Scott: *exactly two days later* THERE IS A PROBLEM!!!!
Jean: Man, crushes are the worst.
Jubilee: Yeah… whenever I’m near someone I have a crush on I just act stupid.
Jean: Jubilation, you’re always acting stupid.
Jubilee: Yeah, don’t think too hard on that.
jeanbilee headcanons?
So many.
- In the beginning most of their dates are at the arcade(they never have to pay)
- Jubilee loves stealing Jean’s jackets
- Jean takes Jubilee’s chapstick all the time
- Jean is the clingy one
- Surprisingly, Jubilee is the one who proposes
- Both teach at the school, but Jubilee likes to distract Jean from their grading
-They use Scott as their sperm donor, and when Rachel is born both cry
- Jubilee wears a sunny yellow dress to their wedding and Jean wears a sky blue suit. Scott and Peter are Jean’s best men while Ororo is Jubilee’s best woman. Kurt is the officiant and Warren is their flower girl
- When they go outside of the manor they usually take Scott and Peter with them, they like to joke about taking them on field trips
- Jubilee loves going to the beach but Jean sunburns very easily. Their work around is having midnight beach picnics together
- For their first Christmas as a couple Jean buys Jubilee a pride pin for her jacket and Jubilee gets Jean a copy of her favorite book that she’s left sticky notes with sweet messages in
Jean: I get a new backpack every year.
Jubilee: That’s what white people do.
Jean: I only feel one emotion and it is anger.
Jubilee: Last night you drunk texted me a thousand heart emojis?
Jean: Out of anger.
Jean: How are you going to feel when he sees you with no makeup on?
Jubilee: I’m not wearing makeup right now.
Jean: Holy crap, you’re beautiful.
Peter: I’m Pietro, but I go by Peter.
Jubilee: I’m Jubilee.
Peter: So…
Jubilee: My best friend is really cute.
Peter: MOOD.
Jubilee: I want to marry Jean!
Peter: I want to have Scott’s children!
Jubilee: THAT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE BUT I WANT TO HAVE JEAN’S!!!
Peter: WE’RE GOING TO BE BEST FRIENDS!!!
Jubilee: YES!!!!!!
PFFT HAHA 😂 could you do some headcanons about Alex being a cockblock and a total dick to Peter (right sorry for even asking this it’s a stupid idea like me I am stupid I’m so sooorrrrrrryyyyyyy)
I’m sure you’re not stupid, and I would love to. -Alex had been on a mission with Hank when Scott and Peter decided to share a room. Because of this, he doesn’t know about their relationship for around two months.
-All hell breaks lose on the warm summer day when Alex bursts in without knocking and finds his baby brother spooning with Peter. Alex claims Peter is forcing himself on Scott, Scott’s response is “He’s literally the little spoon, Alex!”
-Alex refuses to talk to Peter or Scott for the rest of the day, muttering variations of “He’s still a baby!” or “How did the boy I helped raise decide dating a twink was a good idea?!” or “Pedophilia.”
-Peter and Scott are confused, “Your brother does know you’re twenty six, right?” “I’m pretty sure he thinks I’m still ten.”
-The next week Alex apologizes to both of them. “Sorry, guys. I guess I’m just protective of Scott because I helped raise him, y’know?”
-All is fine until Alex starts making sure he’s always with Peter.
-Peter and Scott are going to watch a movie? Alex is there. Scott and Peter are sitting together on a couch? Alex is wedging himself between them. Scott and Peter think they’re safe because Alex is on a mission? He sends Hank, who is terribly sorry but he isn’t going to start an argument with his boyfriend about this.
-The thing is, Scott accepts it. “It’s not like he tries to sleep in our room.”
-”Miláčik, have you seen the way he looks at me? I’m pretty sure he’s getting ready to jump me!” Scott laughs it off, thinking Peter is overreacting.
-Peter’s family is divided. Jean, Wanda, Erik, and Nina think he’s telling the truth, Charles thinks Alex has the right to be overprotective, Lorna and David aren’t around enough to care.
-Alex is sneaky, always has been, always will be. He knows how to hide something from his brother, and that knowledge is helping him be the best cockblock ever.
-He knows Scott is oblivious. Hell, it had been obvious that Peter had seen Scott as more than a friend for a few years, and Scott had only realized that recently. But there was a difference between someone liking his brother, and his brother dating that person.
-Ororo and Jubilee just watch the drama from the sidelines, usually with snacks.
5 drinks... well I think it's 5 drinks... might be 6... or 7... well anywho... so many drinks in and binging xmen.. damnit.. thought is hard... spelling is harder.. hahaha. Yes I'm laughing outloud at my own drunkiness...
When you love a ship but don’t want to make it poly so you just make and Oc copy of one the characters.
This is locust, he is Kurt’s twin brother who was separated from him at birth by accidentally teleporting into the void as a newborn were he was raised by Cassandra nova. I have it in my head that dp&w is connected to the x-men apocalypse universe soooo ya!
I love locust he’s just a silly little guy!
I read a relatively good fanfic on quotev sometime late last week- it was meant to center around Peter but honestly I ended up cheering for Warren, whom I had no interest for prior. Since then, I've been stuck with that kind, hesitant, and healing characterization of him. Even when he barely showed character in X-men:Apocalypse besides the angst that came with his cage-fighting past ._.
In spite of what I said about Warren having limited character in X-men:Apocalypse, I still really loved his introduction
The grandoise of the wing flex, the bloody angel aesthetic
The way anyone even glancing at him could recognize his strength, the proof that he was a survivor
How it almost felt like he was thriving, despite the cage
But we all know that he wasn't truly at peace
"There's nothing you can give me that I want"
Conversations while dating/ before dating Peter Maximoff...
Peter Maximoff x gn! reader
A/N: Not my gif
Peter: I hope you know that I would die for you
Y/N: Yesterday you said you would die for a single potato chip, So... I don't feel that special
Peter: I'd... live for you?
Y/N: You are the least subtle person I know. Your 'I have a secret' vibe is literally visible from the moon
Peter: Is not!
Y/N: Shit! I cut my finger
Peter: *speeds into room* wheee woooo wheee woooo wheee woooo
Y/N: Wha-
Peter: *Stops to put bandage on finger*
Peter: *runs out of room at normal speed* Wheee woooo wheee woooo wheee woooo
Peter: Don't hug me so tight! Your crushing my spleen
Y/N: You dont even know where your spleen is
Peter: Neither do you!
Peter: Scott won't come out of his room, what do we do?
Y/N: Just tell him I said anything factually incorrect
Peter: Gotcha
Scott: *Bursting through the door* Did you just say that the SUN is a fucking PLANET?!
Peter: *with his foot stuck in a chair* Now you may be asking, "Peter, how did you do this to yourself?
Peter: *slightly baffled and still trying to get out* Well the thing is... Peter doesn't know either
Y/N: Something weird is happening
Peter: Isn't that our school motto?
Peter: *pulls shower curtain back* Are we- stop screaming, it's just me- are we out of twinkies?
Peter: *talking about Y/N to Scott* When they first came to Xavier's and I had a crush on them, I didn't know how to deal with it so I wrote them a note anonymously that just said get out
Y/N: Is this seat taken?
Peter: That's my lap?
Y/N: I know what I said
Peter: *yawns*
Y/N: it must be tiring to be that pretty
Peter: *tilts head* then you must be exhausted
Y/N: *blushing furiously*
Peter: I really want to kiss you
Y/N: Hnm?
Peter: I said if you die I wouldn't miss you
Y/N: What?
Peter: Wait no-
Peter: *runs into the kitchen* Y/N I caught a bird!
Y/N:*While not paying attention and making lunch* That's nice...
Y/N: Wait what?! Put it back!
Y/N: *Getting hit on*
Peter: Hey that's my fiance/fiancee your hitting on!
Stranger: Really? I don't see a ring
Peter: Shit I knew I forgot something *gets down on one knee*
Part 2
Convetsations While/Dating Peter Maximoff part 2...
Peter Maximoff x gn! reader
A/N: Not my gif
Y/N: I am going to need you to swear-
Peter: Shit.
Y/N:
Y/N: ...swear as in promise.
Peter: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!
Y/N: Oh-? Even more humiliating than-
Peter: We are not doing this!
Y/N: The first time Peter opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
Y/N: Can I have some water?
Peter: *starts chugging their water bottle*
Peter: *chokes from drinking too fast*
Peter: *spills water all over themself*
Peter, coughing: I don't have any water
Peter: Who's in charge here?
Y/N, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.
Peter: Welcome, fellow idiots
Y/N: Hey, Peter
Peter: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Y/N: You underestimate me
Y/N: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Peter: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Y/N , going over Peter's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
Peter: Yes
Y/N: Okay... may I know what you create?
Peter: Problems.
Peter: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Y/N: You would eat yourself?
Peter: I wouldn’t even question it.
Y/N: What are your goals?
Peter: To pet all the dogs.
Y/N: No, fitness goals.
Peter: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
Y/N: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Jean: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Peter: Smad.
Y/N: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Peter: Oh, I’m always running
Peter: The question is from what-
Part 1
Olivia Munn as Psylocke
Charles Xavier: I have 99 problems and Erik Lehnsherr is every single one of them
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