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The Origins of Penny

Military Supervisor (MS): Piedro, you have a great idea and all. We just need to add a little detail. Piedro: (sighs) Weapons? MS: No, we need to make the robot a waifu. Piedro: What ... the fuck? MS: Look, we gotta work on public image. What better than using a waifu to brighten up everyone's day? We need a way to get young 'uns invested. Think about it. Piedro: I really don't want to. --- Penny: (is made) Piedro: I will protect you from all the dirty, lecherous men in the world. You are now my daughter. Penny: Huh?