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“…the blue light problem from these new phones is getting CRAZY…”

Hyperspecific Poll: Childhood Edition! (“Childhood” means anything that happened when you were under 18)

Dentist pulled out a loose baby tooth and accidentally flung it across the room

Threw up on another child at daycare and then never went back

Got to take home and babysit your classrooms pet tortoise

Watched a parent use a golf club as a makeshift snake hook to move a venomous snake

Got bitten by a squirrel

Found out that you have a half sibling that no one ever told you about

Had to drop out of public school to become homeschooled due to mental health issues

Slept with Christmas lights in your bedroom because you were terrified of the dark

None of these

Multiple of these

(Mod, if any of these are too long you can just put a * on them and have a note at the bottom of the poll with the full question)