Please Make Penguin Game - Tumblr Posts

First untitled goose game, now stray. WHEN DO I FUCKING GET TO BE A MOTHER FLIPPIN PENGUIN GODDAMNIT

I need a dedicated noot button in my story based penguin game

First untitled goose game, now stray. WHEN DO I FUCKING GET TO BE A MOTHER FLIPPIN PENGUIN GODDAMNIT

Okay, I know I say this a lot, but just hear me out.

Bad guy as main character.

Make it happen.

It has come to my attention that almost everyone on tumblr has some form of adhd.

I conclude that tumblr fully embracing it’s a hellsite as targeted advertising towards people with adhd who just can’t help themselves and join out of morbid curiosity.

Evidence; me, anyone who isn’t an artist, and about 10% of the artists

Writing promt

You have the ability to project a super realistic hologram of yourself anywhere on the planet, but instead of using it for good like the other heroes, or bad like the villains, you use it for a bit of trolling.

Random person, “Because I love you.”

You, “Sorry, but…” (dematerializes)