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I think it would be really funny if in the Poltergeist AU, instead of George being forced to stick around on the living would for some reason where he’s unable to move on regardless of he wants to or not, he stays in the land of the living by choice.

Like his ghost is just standing by the riverbank where he drowned and Death comes in it’s black cloak and scythe and everything like “come my child, your time on earth is done. You can go and take your place in the great beyond, where you will never know suffering or pain or fear again. You’ll be able to run and play in a never ending sunny field, swim in the clearest lakes, climb the tallest trees, and sing with the birds. It is calling to you.”

And he’s like “is Marie still alive?”

And death is like “uh… yes?”

And he just sits down on a river rock like “then I’m good I’ll just stay here then.”

And Death is like “stay… in the land of the living? But you’re dead. There is nothing left for you here. Your body is cold and blue. Your friends and family mourn your loss. You are not of this land anymore. Come with me where you belong.”

And he’s like “no thanks I’ll wait here til Bean dies an’ then we can go together.”

And Death is like “you don’t know how long that will be. Wouldn’t you like to wait for her in paradise instead of this lonely old forest?”

And George is like “nah I’m good I’ll just wait here”

Then obviously he finds out what happens to her after his death and why he REALLY died and he is irrevocably peeved for the next 20 years