Poor Baby Wangji Just Cannot Deal - Tumblr Posts

This is probably one of the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life. I was basically dying for like 5 minutes.

nothing is more hilarious to me than lan wangji literally open-mouthed staring at wei wuxian on more than one occasion. slack jawed, dick hard, head empty. a paragon of conduct and sophistication, just standing there catching flies. i bet one time lan xichen witnessed it and just couldn't resist his older brother impulses and gently put the end of his flute under wangji's chin to click his mouth shut and then wangji didn't speak to him for the rest of the day