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Alucard's reaction to s/o pulling a prank on him and putting a piece of garlic inside his blood packet?
The Stinking Rose
•He will hold up the blood packet and squeeze it to show the piece of raw garlic.
"Draga mea/meu blood isn't lumpy like curdled milk…"He smirks as his right index finger sprouts a long curved talon like nail. He spears the piece out and proceeds to plop in on this long pink vampire tongue. Alucard washes it down with garlic infused blood.
"Try harder love…with the stinky rose,"Alucard laughs maniacally, as he phases through the floor. The empty blood packet remains on the kitchen counter.
•You clench your fists and scowl now. The game is afoot as Sherlock Holmes would say.
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•You try mashed to a paste and get the curdled milk comment again.
•You try garlic powder and he just slurps it down. Then tosses the empty garlic blood packet at you.
•Finally you try garlic salt in a small amount since blood can taste salty.
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•His glasses slide down his nose as he looks around the kitchen. Then a large shark tooth smirk crosses his pale lips. He sips the blood and then sputters loudly.
•Now you have done it. Five minutes of bad acting as if the garlic actually did him harm. Now you see the shaker bottle of garlic in his left hand as his right grabs you tight. He sprinkles the garlic salt on your neck.
•That ungodly tongue begins to lick your neck as his teeth clatter together every so often.
"Dragostea mea/meu you taste just as good with garlic on you…" His low cackle of a laugh rises in volume.
Garlic
The Stinking Rose,” also known as garlic, is one of the oldest cultivated plants in the world and has been around approximately 5,000 years. Garlic donned this nickname due to its belonging to the Lily, or Allium, family and its pungent smell.May 15, 2012
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