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shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me

Ohhh [fictional character with worse mental health than me] save meeeee from this cruel world.

dude the more i think about it am POSITIVE it was abt him sksjsj but now i feel bad for calling him ‘that stupid fuck’ LMFAO

who in the fresh hell was this twitter draft about im fucking crying

if a boy looked up at me with his pretty eyes and said “please be gentle with me” my brain would simply stop working. like, of course, sweetheart

Perseus casually getting three gifts from a god who loved him