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DONT FORGET:
the slime has a gift for you
the doll has a gift for you
a crying child has a gift for you
a suit of armor that hates friendship
a bird on fire
a bathtub
a rooba with a knife
a doll that only wants to go :| to everything and will get so offended at emotion that they turn every living creature near them into a bouquet of flowers
come to lobotomy corporation we got:
scarecrow that eats you if you're too smart
train that destroys half the building if you have adhd
evil bird polycule
an iron maiden if it was a commercial product from aperture science
lonely grandma who produces dark spores if you dont visit her enough :(
sound wave of fuck you
hello? GOODBYE
secret vampire twink banned for life (unless....?)

Unfortunately on my lobotomy corporation brainrot, have a Whitenight Emmet