Props To Splinter For Actually Raising These Children - Tumblr Posts

jiksfjkagjfkadgjs Reblogging for the image of the turtle tots all looming of Draxums bed in the middle of the night with their eyes glowing, just like... i would crap myself if i saw that at night

Splinter’s lax parenting style makes a lot more sense once you learn that Draxum created the turtles for the express purpose of waging a war. Our boys are good boys, but they can also be kind of… unnerving. They must have been little TERRORS before they developed morality and impulse control. It’s possible Splinter plain wore himself out in the early years of caring for them and now he’s fucking Tired™.

I think at one point he was just like, “Okay it’s been a few years since any of you have tried to eat each other please for the love of God let me rest I’ve forgotten what REM sleep feels like.”