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Kazunari: There is NO way I'm letting you do something stupid.

Taichi: :'<

Kazunari: Without me.

Taichi: :'D

Tasuku: *sneezes through his elbow*

Kazunari: Ooh, Tax is dabbing!

Tasuku: I'm not. I just sneezed.

Kazunari to Taichi: Watch, he's gonna dab again.

Tasuku: *sneezes again*

Kazunari and Taichi: Hit it, Tasuku! Hit it!

Kazunari: Sometimes we screw things up for the better.

Taichi: That's a good motto! We should use that!

Sakyo: That's a very bad idea.

Taichi and Kazunari: There aren't any bad ideas. Only good ideas that go horribly wrong.

Taichi: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for ten million gold?

Kazunari: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we'll convince Frooch to send us to a resort the next time we have our training camp.

Taichi: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Kazunari: Good thinking!

Kazunari: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 minutes for 1 minute.

Omi: No, that's not how it works-

Taichi: Let's do it!

Tsuzuru: You're going to burn the whole dorm down!

Taichi and Kazunari: TIME TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Citron: Do it!!!

Tsuzuru and Omi: NOOOO!

Kazunari: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday!

Taichi: Wednesay!

Kazunari: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.

Tsuzuru: Why were you frying marbles?!

Kazunari: We were testing to see if the smoke director worked.

Taichi: It doesn't.