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RE boys x reader (endometriosis headcanons)
Pairings: Leon S. Kennedy x reader - Chris Redfield x reader - Carlos Oliveira x reader - Albert Wesker x reader
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: I’m french and even though I've been learning English for ten years, it’s not perfect and I’m sorry if there are spelling or grammar mistakes. If English is your native language (or if you’re bilingual), I would really appreciate it if you could help me by correcting my errors. Just don’t be too harsh, please. :)
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LEON S. KENNEDY
- Leon would found out after three months of dating, when you would refuse to go to a restaurant with him.
- you would lay in bed curled up against yourself and refuse to move.
- "why don't you just take some medicine? The pain will go away in 30 minutes."
- at that moment, you would have no choice but to tell him about your illness, the symptoms and the impact on your private and professional life
- Leon would be hella confused but he would understand and accept it, before trying to do his maximum for you at each crisis
- But Leon is also an awkward person, he's uncomfortable with people in pain, so he would avoid you as best as he could
- The only thing he would feel comfortable with is food, he would bring you everything you need, before pretending to go to work
- He would panic from time to time and wouldn't hesitate to take you to the hospital, if the pain is very bad
- He would secretly buy books about endometriosis and consult a lot of websites, in order to avoid any surprises
- "Does it hurt when we have sex? Why didn't you tell me? Fuck..." he would start to panic, pacing in front of you, hands in his hair, ready to rip it out. Honestly, it would be as funny as it would be adorable.
"Leon, pain during sex isn't for everyone. Take a deep breath, okay?"
"Huh? Ohhhh! Okay, that makes me feel better."
- He'd kiss your forehead and go grab a beer to relax because that's how Kennedy relaxes when he's stressed
CHRIS REDFIELD
- If he was still in his twenties, he would have asked you to stop acting like you just got shot, but the years have softened him and the experiences have made him more compassionate. (Did you know that Chris was a fighter even as a member of S.T.A.R.S.?)
- He would know this from the beginning of your relationship and would be very patient and gentle.
- Like Leon, he would read everything he could find about endometriosis to know how to manage your attacks and relieve your symptoms
- He would give you lots of hugs, kisses and the best massages possible
- He would ask Claire and Jill for advice on a regular basis
- He would buy you relief food, the best painkillers and make sure you see the best doctors
- Chris would cook your favorite meals during every crisis, because the guy has cooking skills, since he raised Claire (and he had to handle a lot of things after his parents died) and would agree to watch your favorite movies, even the ones he hate so much.
- "Is this going to stop us from having a family?" he'd ask after a year of dating. Chris is father material and would love to start a family, despite all the risks involved. This would also be his way of asking you if you would wanna start a family with him.
CARLOS OLIVEIRA
- Carlos would be panicked. Really panicked. He'd be gnawing on his fingers until they were a a little bit bloody.
- He would ask you all the time what you need, what he can do for you and he would do it immediately.
- Like Chris, he knows how to cook and will use his skills to charm your taste buds to make you forget all your symptoms, especially the pain.
- Carlos would find THE solution: to make you laugh, to entertain you. It would start by doing a little dance, salsa while cooking, with a very kitschy apron.
- He would start singing with a sugar baby Russian accent in the most hilarious way (A/N: I have nothing against Russians, I just needed an example 💜) because he's very good at imitating accents
- He'd go so far as to twerk on you, when your pain would be less severe
- When you're better, he would take you to the spa so your body can relax and you can spend romantic moments together (he's a sentimental guy but he'll never say it out loud)
ALBERT WESKER
- You would have hidden your illness from him since you know he doesn't want a weak human, also because you knew how lucky you were that he considers you almost his equal
- The way he would find out? Albert would start planning to bring an heir into the world, without even telling you. First, he'd swap your birth control pill for a placebo without you even realizing it. Your symptoms would get stronger and you wouldn't know why for months, but you'd keep hiding it from him. For a few months, he would keep having sex with you, mostly based on your menstrual cycle. The fact that you didn't get pregnant would raise questions.
- He would start making more and more researches about your health, including your fertility. As an extremely intelligent and scientific man, he would quickly guess that you have endometriosis.
- At first, he would hesitate to break up with you, since you can't give him an heir.
- He would come around to the realization that he's really in love with you and would confront you about it before trying to reassure you, but... He's Wesker, not Chris.
- He would try to develop a treatment, even though it's not his field of research, and inject products into your body to make you hyper fertile. Then he would market his new products on the black market.
- Albert isn't the most understanding person, but he would make sure you that you take your treatments, eat properly and stay hydrated. He would also give you some massages.
- You would have by your side the best specialists because you are precious to him. After all, you are the Goddess of the next world.
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