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Fem Alastor and fem Vox who are interested in the same person 👀

Fem Vox AND Alastor Headcanons

Usually their rivalry is... One sided to say the least, Alastor not caring much for Vox "threats" and Vox being unable to ruin anything Alastor does.

However

That came to a end when Reader came to the picture.

He lived in the Hazbin Hotel and worked at Vox TV network, so both overlords were familiar with him.

Really familiar

One could say they were both stalkers by the way they watched their every move. Through the shadows and cameras around the city, both kept a eye on him.

To protect of course.

To Alastor, he was a interesting little toy she could play around.

To Vox, he was her most precious being to admire (she officially had said it was a "Science Experiement" but that was a unusually very bad lie from her)

The most incredible thing really wasn't the fact two overlords were after one sinner.

It was that they only met each other when they would first confess their love.

It was a usual day, and by "usual" it meant Alastor had dragged her darling to a fancy restaurant so she could watch him skirm in seeing cannibals having fun.

Although strangely it was just a normal restaurant. Well, as normal as one in hell can be that is.

He kept caution, but Alastor didn't even mind, just asking for the food they wished.

The two talked in a strangely common matter. No talking about dead bodies or blood.

Of course she did keep making him blush with the shower of compliments she gave him.

Eventually she would get up and kneel by his side, grabbing his hand and looking into his eyes.

"You are the most interesting thing I found in this unending nightmare, you know that? And... I wished to be you for a moment, So that I could confess to myself, All of you that's inside me, That you love me with an endless love~"

A blush raised to his cheeks, his heart beating like a drum.

Only for a loud sond to interrupt.

"READER I FUCKING LOVE YOU YOU WANNA BE MY BOYFRIEND!!??"

He looked to the side to see outside the windows of the restaurant Vox with a huge band behind her playing a love song, while in her screen was a huge heart.

That made him blush harder, even start sweating bullets.

Although that was probably because of Alastor growing into a giant beast ready to pound on her.

Now, to cut the massacre that happened in that restaurant because of both parties, let's just say both were still alive because of Reader.

He weren't going to lie, he found both of them hot as hell. Not only in looks but in personality too (at least when they weren't being egotistical)

So, he agreed in dating only if they both would settle their "rivalry"

It was of course crazy to expect them both to simply stop despising each other because of a "lover"

It was what happened however.

In paper that is.

Because while both of them stopped trying to kill each other. (Took a week to at least stop definitely)

They still fought tooth and nails to get the better of the other.

To show who loved him more.

Although being completed honest Vox was still really excited for a threesome for some reason-