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Fellas, is there a way to look like this and still be a "good boy" for a dommy mommy?
Or is this one of these occasions where there is one option or another?
Because I really want to look like a stylish gunslinger/soldier/hitman/anything but it's been hard to do it when I want Ladies to dominate me. Specially if it's fem Alastor because GOD DAMN-
have you seen it? It's probably because I sometimes reblog, but Jesus, she's hot; she's so hot it's unbelievable. I could describe it, but I can't do it like other shameless- I mean, brave people can.
And I know I whine about not having enough gender bend content, but guess what? I AIN'T STOPPING BECAUSE THERE ISN'T ENOUGH YET.
If you have something to say, say it in the comments, I want to hear what you think of them. Honestly, because I feel a little bit loco lol.

I could... Start complaining about the lack of MaleReader x Hellaverse boys genderbend... I could... However...
I can write
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Fem Alastor Headcanons.
Alastor Is still the most psychotic overlord in hell, of course. I believe she would only slightly pretend to be more "sexy" so she could watch people smile fade as she pulls out their organs with her tentacles.
However, not everyone suffers from the same fate. And that actually means just one person: Reader
He's a interesting one in this case, rather shy than the usual souls that come to hell. So when she "flirts" he blushes and stutters in such a cute way
It's beyond Alastor comprehension how Reader- or better yet, her darling came to hell and to her hotel nonetheless!
(Of course it's Charlie hotel but Alastor always puts herself first.)
Alastor may think about it, with a good book or while eating a fancy buffet (Curse Husk for thinking raw deer is not a real delicacy) and she may come to the conclusion... That it was supposed to be this way!
Yes of course! The great Radio demon must have a great husband, no? Was she getting ahead of herself? Maybe. But mere details.
She would work her way around it, making sure to get her kicks with her darling reactions but also helping him in his day to day life.
He wants a job? He will get it.
Wants ice cream? He will get it.
Wants Lucifer head on a silver platter? He will get it.
... The last one was more one of her wishes but again, mere details.
Eventually he would come around and take her hand, and they could do things that couples do like...
Hmm... Well, she have to research it, but murder might be fine by him.
"I can't wait for you to fuck me. For you to absolutely ruin my pussy while gripping my hips so tight it draws blood. For you to kiss me and have our mouths dance with each other in a fiery tango, and to have you whimpering for more and more while I keep ridding your dick~"
"... Alastor I think we need to talk about how much time you're spending with Angel-"

Fem Alastor and fem Vox who are interested in the same person 👀
Fem Vox AND Alastor Headcanons
Usually their rivalry is... One sided to say the least, Alastor not caring much for Vox "threats" and Vox being unable to ruin anything Alastor does.
However
That came to a end when Reader came to the picture.
He lived in the Hazbin Hotel and worked at Vox TV network, so both overlords were familiar with him.
Really familiar
One could say they were both stalkers by the way they watched their every move. Through the shadows and cameras around the city, both kept a eye on him.
To protect of course.
To Alastor, he was a interesting little toy she could play around.
To Vox, he was her most precious being to admire (she officially had said it was a "Science Experiement" but that was a unusually very bad lie from her)
The most incredible thing really wasn't the fact two overlords were after one sinner.
It was that they only met each other when they would first confess their love.
It was a usual day, and by "usual" it meant Alastor had dragged her darling to a fancy restaurant so she could watch him skirm in seeing cannibals having fun.
Although strangely it was just a normal restaurant. Well, as normal as one in hell can be that is.
He kept caution, but Alastor didn't even mind, just asking for the food they wished.
The two talked in a strangely common matter. No talking about dead bodies or blood.
Of course she did keep making him blush with the shower of compliments she gave him.
Eventually she would get up and kneel by his side, grabbing his hand and looking into his eyes.
"You are the most interesting thing I found in this unending nightmare, you know that? And... I wished to be you for a moment, So that I could confess to myself, All of you that's inside me, That you love me with an endless love~"
A blush raised to his cheeks, his heart beating like a drum.
Only for a loud sond to interrupt.
"READER I FUCKING LOVE YOU YOU WANNA BE MY BOYFRIEND!!??"
He looked to the side to see outside the windows of the restaurant Vox with a huge band behind her playing a love song, while in her screen was a huge heart.
That made him blush harder, even start sweating bullets.
Although that was probably because of Alastor growing into a giant beast ready to pound on her.
Now, to cut the massacre that happened in that restaurant because of both parties, let's just say both were still alive because of Reader.
He weren't going to lie, he found both of them hot as hell. Not only in looks but in personality too (at least when they weren't being egotistical)
So, he agreed in dating only if they both would settle their "rivalry"
It was of course crazy to expect them both to simply stop despising each other because of a "lover"
It was what happened however.
In paper that is.
Because while both of them stopped trying to kill each other. (Took a week to at least stop definitely)
They still fought tooth and nails to get the better of the other.
To show who loved him more.
Although being completed honest Vox was still really excited for a threesome for some reason-
Fem Alastor and Fem Lucifer.

Hi!! I think you're really cool, not just your art (which is INSANELY GOOD btw) but as a person too! Wanted to ask, do you like Alastor more or Lucifer? You said you're an Alastor simp (I AM TOOOOO) but you said Lucifer's like you, and you draw him in reeeaaaallyyyy pretty outfits, so I'm confused! If it's Alastor, could you PLEASEEEE DRAW HIM IN A DRESS THERE'S NOT ENOUGH ARTISTS WHO DO THAT

have at it

So right.
We need more fem alastor in this world

I might be addicted to drawing this goofy, sassy deer man 📻

Angel gave Al a teensy makeover ☆•☆

Shady says hii! ¤v¤

A little close up of the radio star of this fine evening ☆✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧☆


Annndd finally Shadyy! Or Al finding a way to travel in ghost mode idk idk