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I've invested time in looking into OK K.O.: Let's Play Heroes, and I've decided that I'm going to buy it. Here's what I've learned during my research:

Shannon is a UFO.

Dendy is involved in the black market.

Raymond will blow kisses to boys.

Carol can't be honest with her child.

K.O. is sick of her kisses.

Darrell has legs for days.

Jethro and Logic make a great duet.

T.K.O. is a Dipper cosplayer.

Shannon has a unibrow.

Raymond laughs in the face of pain.

Gar pays K.O. less than Dendy does.

Ernesto sometimes has two eyes.

Boxman is hiding some serious muscle.

K.O. is a noodle with no motor skills.

Real Magic Skeleton is secretly a Cerberus.

Even Shannon isn't safe from K.O.'s charm.

Jethro is a shit.

Mikayla got voice lessons.

Drupe has tentacles.

K.O. knows what it means to tender a resignation, but can't count picture frames.

K.O. treats the break room how Saitama treated the hero exams.

Ernesto still has those flash cards.

Shannon has an adorable laugh.

Gar is surprisingly terrible at menial labor.

There are such things as $15 burritos.

All robots say "Daddy" if you hit them really hard.

K.O. is a Super Saiyan.

This world is too good for him.