Reallife - Tumblr Posts

Mika am Telefon

Mika :"Haben Sie morgen einen Termin frei ?"

Frau: "Bei jemand bestimmen ?"

Mika: "Ja bei mir ?"

Everytime I’m on tumblr and I see a new game that I really want to play I can’t cause I’m broke af

I have no words.

Pro tip: never be afraid to share your more "unique" characteristics and personal preferences with the world. Always make it the first thing you say and go heavily into detail in order filter out potential mates early on.