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... A little H/ades ramble, just a random idea I had, starring out beloved Greek himbo
Just thinking of like... Z/agreus in Elysium after receiving a boon from Dionysus that increases the drop rate of food... and also his appetite. The prince finally arriving at the arena, big, round belly leading his way. The Greek champion making snide and pompous remarks about Zag’s new appearance, and how there’s definitely no way he could possibly defeat them while he’s in such a state... Zagreus not letting it get to him, and telling him how it will be that much more humiliating when they lose to him and his big gut.
The he’s fighting Theseus and the Bull of Minos again. Dodging their attacks, his belly bouncing and wobbling on his athletic body as he does, glorping and sloshing as he steps out the the way of Asterius’ axe swings and Theseus’ spear. But then, the gurgling in his gut starts growing, distracting him for a moment as he feels something bubbling up, and then before he knows it he’s perfectly lined up for the duo’s famous “Bullhorn” attack!
Zagreus is immobilized by the sudden burp that arose from his stomach, and Theseus is heading right for him... right for his gaping maw, that is! Before Zagreus can even figure out what’s happening, the Greek king is already flying down his throat, and the prince of the underworld can keeps gulping in confusion. After a matter of seconds, Theseus’ feet disappear between Zag’s lips and his already large belly has grown out even further, now wobbling as the pompous warrior thrashes around within.
Zagreus, Asterius, and the entire arena go silent as all eyes move to Zagreus’ large, bare stomach, which cuts through the silence with it’s noisy whines, blorps, and slorshes, and the muffled shouting and whining of the former arena champion who’s trapped within. Zagreus slowly beginning to rub over the larger, stretched surface of his belly, surprised by what has just transpired, “Well, this isn’t quite what I meant when I said it’d be humiliating to lose to me with this belly, but I can’t complain with the results.” He says, wincing momentarily as Theseus’ struggling increases from his comment.
Then, the bull of Minos stomps over to the bloated prince, poking a large finger into the top of the exposed belly while looking Zag in the eyes, demanding that he release his king before he goes and pulls him out himself. The hot-footed prince chuckling uncomfortably, picking up his belly in his hands and dropping it, letting it bounce, before explaining, “Well, Asterius, mate, I’m not even sure how I managed to get him in here, so I don’t really know how to let him back out.”
With an angered snort, the massive bull suddenly grabs Zagreus’ mouth, pries it open, and shoves his large arm down the prince’s throat, trying to reach into his stomach for his beloved king. Zagreus’ however, is a mix of uncomfortable and a little annoyed by this... and when his throat starts gulping instinctively, he gets an idea. He starts swallowing the bull’s massive arm and pulling him into his mouth. Asterius snorts in confusion, but before he can do anything it’s already too late, and Zagreus is grabbing his body and shoving more of him into his mouth.
One last powerful gulp, and the massive piece of beef is sent down to Zag’s awaiting stomach, to join his king in their noisy prison. Zagreus has no choice but to fall to his butt as his belly is now huge, swaying and shifting with the struggles of the two champions. Leaning back, one hand propping him up while the other rubs and pats his huge gut, the prince chuckles, wondering to himself just what sort of boon the god of wine and revelry had given him.
The crowd full of shades cheers for the prince’s victory, and his gut nearly matches them in volume from all the gurgles, blorps, and burbles coming from the big, round belly. To top it all off, Zagreus can’t help but burp loudly from his massive, impromptu meals, Theseus’ laurels flying out of his mouth and landing with a splat on the arena floor. “Doesn’t really seem like I’ll be going anywhere anytime soon, so at least you can tell father that you slowed me down for longer than you’ve ever done before!”