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"No one is worthy of this planet, only me and whoever I choose.".
-Eric Harris
My homegirl called my crush Dylan Kletard and I don't know if I'll ever be the same....
Once my period starts again, Another pad change will happen. None of you fuckers are gonna see it bleeding. My tampons are actually gonna work instead of those shitty cottonball tamps Reb and V0dka called "period products", No these will be REAL fucking tampons. No shit. My entire blood stream will be wiped off the face on this EARTH. its gonna be AWESOME. I'll be period underwear and panty liners combined. I already have my moms emergency stash and hundreds of bottles of ibuprofen, as well as copious amounts of cotton which im gonna assemble into tampons. I'll plant them all over, and if that piece of shit horrible period will become nothing but rubble. If anyone leaks? Shoot them. Anybody bleeds? Oh well, they were destained to get out of there. Fucking ALWAYS PASS. You puny idiots wouldnt get it anyway. Watch out, you bumbling baffoons with uteruses, OUTRUN. MY. FUCKING. PERIOD.
WHAT IS THIIIIISSSS HELPMEEEE