Reblogging For The Event In Which I Need To Explain The Plot Of This Show To Someone Lmao - Tumblr Posts

I just realized

Like can you imagine telling episode 1 Will Graham everything that was gonna happen?? Like everyone who watches Hannibal goes into it with the knowledge of who Hannibal Lecter is, nothing was a surprise, but think about it for a second and you realize how batshit crazy everything is

Like

“So Will y’know that psychiatrist assigned to you rn? Yeah so first he’s gonna become one of your only friends, you’ll feel undeniably safe around him and he’ll be the only person you’ll feel comfortable enough around to actually tell the truth about everything you’re experiencing. And then you’re gonna start to hallucinate randomly and have seizures and dissociate for days at a time, and think you’re a murderer. Then you’ll find out that your psychiatrist and best friend was the murderer all along and then you’ll go to prison, and when you finally get out and start convincing people that HES the murderer you’ll realize that you love him and want to continue seeing him and you’ll choose to continue seeing him and pretend to kill people to get on his good side and then you’ll rat him out to the FBI and he’ll stab you and kill your daughter then run off to Italy. And after a while and after you’ve healed you’ll go on a huge journey to find him and then you’ll come back to America and realize that he’s actually super toxic and you shouldn’t see him because he tried to cut open your head and eat your brain. But then he’ll turn himself to the police so that you know where he is in jail all the time because he knows you won’t be able to resist going to see him. And then after five years away from each other you start talking again and he breaks out of prison with you and you kill someone together and you realize how beautiful it is and then you both fall off a cliff”

“What… the fuck are you talking about…?”