RECOGNIZE ME DANNY - Tumblr Posts

so i had the most hilarious thought. grace decides steve has been gone too long, and starts hinting to him danno has a new boyfriend and gets the rest of 5-0 in on it, but it's only when someone mistypes "bf" as "bff" that steve drops everything and comes home because only steve can be danny williams bff forever. they agreed on it.

that is not only hilarious, it’s also absolutely unquestionably in character, omfg! canon steve is just, so very obsessed with having a best friend. danny is dating someone else? it’s okay. steve always knew this day would come and he will pine in painfully repressed manly silence like he has for roughly a decade. danny has a new best friend? probably eerie outward calm while steve’s internal monologue goes something like WHAT WHO HOW COULD DANNY BETRAY ME LIKE THIS WHEN IS THE FIRST FLIGHT HOME SO I CAN KICK THIS GUY’S ENTIRE BEING OFF A BUILDING AND INTO A SHARK CAGE AND-

(danny, who is happy to have steve home but doesn’t have a clue: “new best friend? what are you even-” steve: “MARRY ME.” danny: “yes, but also i don’t understand what’s hap-” steve: “MARRIAGE IS JUST A FRIENDSHIP RECOGNIZED BY THE POLICE. RECOGNIZE ME, DANNY.”)