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Hydrosaurus. Look gang if I'm being real with you I think they missed a dinosaur. c'mon asteroid you had one job Rory pros - • Is a Dinosaur and you cannot convince me otherwise • They're so fucking pretty • Look how big they get • Is it a Dragon or a Dinosaur, we will never know. Rory cons - • Could possibly be plotting to kill you in your sleep Actual Rory talking about an animal time - Hydrosaurus! Look at them! not as silly as the butterfly ray but they're still really fucking pretty. They're also known as the Sailfin dragon, which imo is the coolest name any lizard I've seen has had. save some badassery for the rest of us please. The Google states that they're 'omnivorous; devouring whatever animal it can overpower plus consuming a variety of vegetation and fruit.' which only further enhances my theory that they're plotting to kill you in your sleep. 'cause like, if you're awake obviously not, but I feel like maybe if you're asleep, suffocate ya' with them lil grabby hands and the blanket? idk what I'm on about but be warned, murder by Hydrosaurus is quite a serious cause of death my friends. honestly I expected them to be bigger, like wasn't thinking as big as butterfly ray but a bit bigger than their actual size ig. they're like 3ft long, which is still huge for a lizard but I kinda was expecting bigger in my head? probably because I can't envision the ray being bigger than this guy. They're kinda aggressive, and relatively asocial. but for some reason they're buddies with iguanas that are bigger than them? lil confusing to me but whatever floats your boat lil dragon-dino dude. Hope you enjoyed Rory ranting about another animal they thought was cool on the interwebs, until we meet again.