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Me: Oh you wanna see my pet lizards?

You: Sure

Me: Oki lemme go find them *goes downstairs*

--pause--

Me, muffled from somewhere in the basement: Heyheyey NO BAD! BAD ONYX! YOU GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN

Red AU Onyx, muffled from somewhere in the basement: *Screeches*

Me, muffled from the basement: GOLDENROD THE BOXES ARE NOT FOR SCRATCHING GET OFF THERE.

Me, muffled from the basement: AND AXEL STOP TRYING TO CUT CECIL OR I SWEAR TO GOD- 

*muffled crashing of boxes and general chaos*

Me, coming back upstairs, hair a mess and clothes shredded, out of breath, and carrying 4 squabbling OC’s: *Panting* Here they r