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Ghosty who we thought was friendly: *walks away*
Chris on hook: I feel so betrayed!!
Claire also on hook: ya… So anyways here’s my deliverance-
Chris on pc: you can’t see Dwight’s name, can you?
Claire on switch: hellbound?
Chris: oh you can see it?!
Claire: The entity and Nintendos contract says they’re ok with hell but they draw the line at Fuck,slut, and cunt
Chris, horrified: DON’T TALK LIKE THAT! They’re gonna hear you!
Stoners play dbd, a series of unfortunate events 
Me and my roommate are high af. Possible typos. Idk. I’ll know when I’m sober.
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-Claire and Chris load in and get excited to see a Carlos
- it’s a hag
- hag is baby with only yellow devour
- At one point Carlos waddled up the stairs like a child telling their mom they threw up
- hag got 2 hooks. We are very very stoned.
- weeeeeeed
-We run around like headless chickens and mess up gens. Feng gets chased. Poor Carlos do most gen.
- claire somehow loop after feng
- we escape
- I forgot which killer this happened with even though I previously wrote it
- I’m sorry Carlos and feng. I’m sorry you had to deal with that
- Chris was basically blind all match. Did not see Carlos or Fengs heads pop up from the stairs.
- Chris is bad at following directions and losses claire very easy
- Chris Is a little stupid but we love him
After 5 mins of silence roommate goes “how did we survive that?!”
Todays dbd names- ft. The Redfield’s
Chris can’t read as Chris
Can read as Claire
Claire took Chris’s map because he can’t read <3 she stole his reading ability
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