Religious Demonkin - Tumblr Posts

Sometimes I really wish my holy water would burn me during prayer because it would be so fucking affirming as a religious demonkin.

But nooooo instead it just feels wet and cold and makes me kinda sad, just like my own native catholic religion does sometimes lmao

Man, I gotta start my own church. Anybody wanna join my trans affirming queer process theology church? The pastor is me, a plural trans demonkin.

What's that? You're wondering if we praise Satan and drink blood? I guess we do yeah, if by Satan you mean the opposite of whatever the other Catholics are praying to. Goodness itself and whatnot? Yeah, that. We like that.

And sure, we drink wine like Catholics, metaphorical transubstantiation of blood and all. Huh? Sure you can get drunk on the church wine. Under capitalism we all gotta get by right? What's that you want it in a sippy cup? Oh uh, sure... (*pours wine into sippy cup and stares at you quizzically*)