Riddle Me This - Tumblr Posts

I love the idea of people in Gotham saying "Riddle me this, Batman" as a meme and it literally loses all meaning or intimidation effect because Bruce's kids say it to him all the time now.

"Riddle me this, Batman. Did you actually sign my permission slip or did you just look at it?" -Damian

"Riddle me this, Batman. What has two thumbs, a bloody footprint and the murder weapon in his fucking hand?" -Tim

"Riddle me this, Batman. Why buy spices when the only thing Alfred cooks is English food?" -Jason