Roy Is Laughing So Hard - Tumblr Posts

It ends up becoming ‘they’re such good friends!’ As Jason and Roy hold hands.

At this point Roy finds this totally hilarious and forbids Jason from saying anything. His family aren’t detectives so there’s no real pressure but the best detectives in the world can’t tell? Hilarious. Mind boggling. Rolling on the floor laughter.

They’ve joked about it enough that even Lian is sorta in on the joke. In the only way a child can grasp, her parents are married but no one else knows but they aren’t trying to hide it either. So Lian is all, okay cool.

Whenever Lian stays at her Grandpa’s (Oliver Queen) house, she fully blabs about how sweet Papa and JayJay are together and where their next fam vacation will be. But she never SAYS fam vacation, just trip.

She even stays with the Batfam for a week (bc hero stuff) and THEY STILL DIDNT KNOW. It’s all, JayJay bought me this and taught me to ride a bike or Papa and JayJay made this new meal and it was delicious! Alfred is face palming and anytime anyone asks why they just get the ‘I’m so disappointed in you you moron’ look.

At this point, Jason is convinced even if he told everyone, no one would believe him

Roy and Jason got married in Vegas. It was after a mission and they had just been laying around in their hotel room and kinda joking about being in Vegas and not doing anything, and how they had seen so many people on their honeymoon there, and then they joke about people getting married in Vegas and how even Jason, with his minimal existing paperwork, could do it, and Roy goes really quiet for a moment before he says "we should get married"

"what"

"This is one of the only places where you can easily get married without all the hassle and for it still to be legally binding. we should get married"

"Is this your way of proposing to me?"

"Maybe? Yes"

"....okay, sure, let's get married"

And so they do. The thing is, it's been years now, and they still haven't told anyone.