Sakura : YOU ATTACK THAT POOR INNOCENT RA- - Tumblr Posts
7 months ago
Super dumb Naruto headcanon: Tailed Beasts, and their Jinchuriki by extension, are all instinctually afraid of rabbits.
Why?
Because of Kaguya, aka the Rabbit Goddess. Basically, all the Tailed Beasts remember her on some primal level and know she’s bad news, so they Tailed Beasts and Jinchuriki naturally avoid anything associated with her, which includes rabbits.
Honestly, this is just an excuse to envision the most powerful beings and ninja in the Shinobi World cowering from an adorable bunny.
Thoughts?
Haku would be unstoppable! Just give him time to build his army of bunnies and you'll see!
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this is beautiful
I'm stealing this
just imagine the CHAOS-
that one moment before Zabuza arrives
sakura : YOU ATTACK THAT POOR INNOCENT RA-
Naruto: No
sakura : huh?!
Naruto : this is a evil demon. i did good
sakura and sasuke : *confused noises*
Kakashi's mind : huh... i guess this is a junchiriki thingTM... wait- THIS IS A JUNCHIRIKI THING TM
Kakashi : *laughing till he fall on the ground*
Naruto : HEY THIS ISN'T FUNNY ! I'M RIGHT YA KNOW !
*seasons later...*
everyone at the moon rabbit princess goddess : ... wtf
the still living Junchiriki : SEE ?! WE'RE RIGHT !!!
gaara seeing a rabbit for the first time : *kills it immediately in terror* no.
Bee same thing but he's screaming in fear
Naruto would be the most terrifying at rabbit
cold quiet and brutal
not like him at all