Sanji Is Not A Vinsmoke - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
Sanji: if I say I love you, will you say it back?
Nami: yes
Sanji: I love you 🥰
Nami: It back
Sanji:.....
Nami:......
Nami: that'll be 10,000 berries
Luffy : I've connected the dots!
Sanji: you didn't connect shit.
Luffy: IVE CONNECTED THEM
Happy Pride everyone!!
Have a smash or pass list from me to you <3
Sanji: Oi,Marimo, why are you so stinky?
Zoro: I dunno, why are you so ugly
Sanji: ......
Zoro: ......
*PASSIONATE MAKING OUT SOUNDS*
Zosan Hand Holding
Sanji: I thought you didn't do this?
Zoro: do what.
Sanji: the whole, hand holding thing
Zoro: I don't
Sanji: then why are you holding mine?
Zoro: because it's yours
Some Headcanons/interactions?
Nami: Vivi was so cute, I wish she had come with us 😮💨
Zoro: She didn't come because you're a Witch and she has standards 😒
Nami: HUH? You can't talk to me about standards Mr. I'll-Skrew-Anyone-With-Swords-Or-Muscles
Zoro: That's different!!
Nami: NO IT'S NOT
Zoro: YES IT IS
Nami: 20% INCREASE!
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Law: So uuh... Mugiwara-ya what do you like?
Luffy: Bugs, Meat, Nakama, Pira-
Law: No no, I mean romanticly
Luffy: Oh! ........ Bugs, Meat Na-
Law: Never mind
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Sanji: Nami-Swan~ Would you be my valenti-
Nami: I'm gay
Sanji: Vivi-Chan would yo-
Nami: She's gay
Vivi: Yeah I'm gay
Sanji: is there anyone here who likes men!?
Zoro: .........
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Luffy wearing a skirt cuz it's to hot
Some straight guy: You doing alright 'Girly?'
Luffy: I'm not a girl
Some definitely not gay dude: Yes you are your wearing a skirt.
Luffy: oh wow, cool I didn't know that
Some definitely homosexual bro: Wait what?
Back on Sunny
Luffy: Zoro! Guess what!? I'm a girl!
Zoro: oh. cool. I didn't know that.
Luffy: me neither!!
Usopp: wut the fuk?
Been thinking about an One Piece AU
Where they are even closer than they already are, extra traumatized with more scars and Extra fluffy nakamaship to compensate
Like, making them stronger
Usopp having cool scars on his arms
Nami having shorter hair because it gets in the way of fighting
Sanji's legs being littered in scars
Zoro having his eye open, but it's blind
Luffy being a little more serious but having 100% blinded trust in not only his nakama but his nakamas choices and comments
The possibilitys!!!
(Proceeds to write a crossover fic of them meeting the original straw hats)
Sanji: insulting the fuck outta Zoro
Zoro: You're so beautiful
Sanji: #@!*\₩* ExCuSe mE!?!
Zoro: Sorry, just couldn't keep it in my head any longer.
Sanji who's totaly not whipped: DON'T THINK YOUR COMPLIMENTS WILL MAKE ME FORGIVE YOU!
(He forgave him 5 minutes later)
Zoro: Oi! Shit-Cook!
Sanji is doing the dishes and ignoring him
Zoro yanks him by the collar and spins him around
Sanji: what the fuck!?
Zoro places a beautiful blue flower behind Sanji's ear and smirks
Zoro: reminded me of your stupid blue eyes
He then walks away like he just accomplished the best insult ever
Sanji is just left stareing in absolute gay awe like: should I be mad??? Should I be blushing??? What the fuck??
We need more traumatised One Piece Headcannons!! Not with just our boy Snooj
Like
Luffy hallucinates Ace at night,Luffy has a fear of Blood on his hands
Or
Zoro is visibly uncomfortable around long staircases
Or Maybe
Nami has a fear of Sharks, Nami hates pistols !
Usopp is literally an angst magnet!!
GIVE ME SOME ANGST A03 COME ON, WORK WITH ME