Been Thinking About An One Piece AU

Been thinking about an One Piece AU

Where they are even closer than they already are, extra traumatized with more scars and Extra fluffy nakamaship to compensate

Like, making them stronger

Usopp having cool scars on his arms

Nami having shorter hair because it gets in the way of fighting

Sanji's legs being littered in scars

Zoro having his eye open, but it's blind

Luffy being a little more serious but having 100% blinded trust in not only his nakama but his nakamas choices and comments

The possibilitys!!!

(Proceeds to write a crossover fic of them meeting the original straw hats)

Just wanted to share a conversation I had with my friend with y'all

Friend: Zoro really loves his swords doesn't he

Me: yeah, they are really special to him

Friend: Do you think he sleeps with them?

Me: well yeah, they don't leave his side

Friend: no no, like, he totally tucks them into bed with him

Me: 💀 Naw

Friend: he puts little night caps on them and polishes them before bed

Me: Next you'll tell me he kisses them goodnight

Friend: .....

Me: .....

Me: I'm going for lunch,bye

Friend: YOU CANT ESCAPE THE TRUTH

Me, a guy who usally talks to himself because he's always alone

Stomach: rumbles

Me: CAN YOU STOP SHITTING YOURSELF??

The 20 people on the bus:

👁 👄 👁

I open the window fully to let the breeze flow in because whenever I pull it to, it makes a groaning noise

But late one night, when I drew the curtains back to open the window fully, I realised it was only groaning because it couldn't get inside

When the ASL brothers fight they still sleep together because they can't sleep alone but they put little pillow walls in between eachother.

Do you think... We're brothers in every universe?

I hope so because otherwise we could be lovers in one

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING SO FUCKING WEIRD DAN?