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Was originally just gonna post this on YouTube but it turned out so well that I wanted to post it here too
Dear 'Rock Paper Scissors' creators; Just make then canon. It's not that hard-
A H E M
Papercut canon? 🤨📷📸
“The Objective of the Mission” Act I
Before you read this was supposed to be Part 3 to this whole series, but I still don't know what to do with Part 2, so think of this as a somewhat Part 2 I guess! Also, Papercut and Shivrye shippers...I don't really think you're gonna like what comes near the end. 😬 Jokes aside, enjoy!
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The masked figures we’ve seen in Part 1 arrive at their destination after hopping into a portal themselves. A closer look at the masked figures, and it’s seen that they are the famous idols representatives of the Splatlands, Shiver, an octoling, Frye, an inkling, and BIg Man, a manta ray, together better known as Deep Cut. They simply see being idols as a day job and view banditing as their true passion.
Shiver removes her mask and smirks. “Well, well… why don’t we see what precious treasures this world has, hm?”
“Ay… Ay? (I’m still not too sure about this… How’ll we get back home?)” Big Man asks, still unsure about Shiver’s whole plan.
“Don’t think about that now, Big Man.. Besides, how could we know that there’s a whole bunch of loot in other worlds waiting to be stolen by us and NOT enter one!?” Frye eagerly chimes in.
Shiver laughs at the side antics of her friends. She then notices that they’re in a city with…humans? “Wait… What did we learn about humans in history class?”
Frye lazily chimes in; “That they did a whole bunch of historic junk or something before they went extinct. Why?”
“...This world is full of them.”
“Seriously? For Eel!?” Frye turns around and sees the city. So many humans…it looked like a fantasy to Deep Cut.
“Ay!! Ay! (Wow! So many humans! We have to talk with them!)”,Big Man excitedly remarks.
Shiver sighs. “Slow down, Big Man. We didn’t come to interact. We came to bandit, and that’s exactly what we’re gonna do. Now where should we start?...”
“Ay.. (Alright..)” Big Man looks for a place with Shiver until he notices something. “Ay? (By the way, where’s Frye?)”
“Hm?” Shiver looks around for Frye and quickly spots her. “Oh. She’s stealing the tires off some guy’s car.”
Frye giggles as she mischievously removes all the tires off some guy’s car while the said random guy just arrived once she was finished. “Ah! My car!”
She eagerly runs back and puts the tires in a bag. “Heh! These humans are dumber than they look! See how easy I did that?”
Shiver sighs in annoyance. “Yes, but what good are car tires? We can’t even drive!” She continues to look around until she sees an apartment building. “Look at that building…Unguarded…Unattended…We can loot it so easily!
“Huh?” Frye also looked at where Shiver was looking. “Yeah! We can pick the locks and steal their stuff!”
“Ay? Ay- (But apartments are other people’s homes! Banditing from other places is okay, but people’s homes? We can’t just-)”
“Oh, but we can! Don’t worry. We’ll just hit up a random apartment and get what we want.”, Shiver says while cutting off Big Man’s words and trying to reassure him.
“Yeah!! Deep Cut now has their first banditing spot in a new world!” Frye rushes towards the apartment building as Shiver follows her.
Meanwhile, Big Man does follow them while muttering to himself. “Ay… (I wish those two would at least try to control themselves when it comes to banditing…)
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In one of the apartments of the building, specifically Apartment 3A, a sentient pair of scissors was watching a show about people getting bulldozed while his friend, a sentient piece of paper, was scolding him.
“SCISSORS! I told you to take out the trash!”, Paper furiously yelled out.
Scissors continued to watch TV, ignoring Paper’s yelling. “What’re you freaking out about? I told you I’ll get to it.”
Paper grumbled in annoyance. “Every time you say that you don’t even get to it!”
Scissors turned his attention towards Paper. “Come on, I’m sure it’s not THAT bad.”
…Paper points at the trash can which was overflowing with garbage.
“..Well, if you know I won’t do it, why don’t YOU do it?”
“Because it’s YOUR chore, and I shouldn't be responsible for it!”
Scissors smirked at Paper's words, “Remember when the apartment turned into a trash kingdom? Do you WANT that to happen again?”
Paper, still being annoyed, responds to Scissors. “No, I don't, but you have to learn to take up your own responsibilities.”
“...But you know I won't.” Scissors goes back to watching TV.
“...Fine, I'll do it myself..”, Paper grumbled as he picked up the trash and went to take it out.
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Outside of the 3A apartment door, Deep Cut prepared to pick the lock and take all that they can.
Shiver smirks, “Alright, you two. Ready to do this?”
Frye eagerly hops around. “Booyah! Let's do this!!”
Big Man hesitantly responds. “Ay.. (I guess so..)
“Okay, so after I pick this lock, we'll go in…” Shiver prepares to pick the lock until the door suddenly opens.
Paper begins to walk out of the apartment, muttering to himself while getting ready to take out the trash. “Stupid Scissors…why do I have to do everything around here?” He then noticed Deep Cut. “...Who're you guys?”
Shiver blanked out. She didn't expect anyone to be in the apartment. “Uhhhh….. We're…..”
Frye quickly chimes in. “Neighbors! Yeah, new neighbors! We're totally not bandits from another world who wanna take your stuff!” Frye didn’t expect anyone to be in the apartment either.
Shiver hesitantly plays along with Frye's lie. “Uh, yes! We'd love to look around your apartment and steal your things- I mean look at what a lovely home you have!”
“...You’re bandits, aren’t you?”
Shiver now looked dumbfounded and irritated. “What?? How’d you know!?”
Big Man sighed. “Ay.. (Well, you two weren’t being very secretive with what we’re here for..)”
Frye only got more confident of the situation. “Oh well. We sure didn’t expect anyone to be in there, but It’s not like he can stop us himself!”
Paper just stood there, unfazed at Frye’s cockiness. “I can call the cops.”
“I didn’t say anything about cops!”
Scissors hears what's going on outside and goes up to everyone else. He turns to Paper to try to see what’s happening. “So… We’re getting robbed?”
Frye got enraged at Scissors’ appearance. “ANOTHER ONE!?”
“AY?! Ay.. (SERIOUSLY!? You know what? You two can handle this yourselves..)”, Big Man says while leaving.
Shiver only sighed in rage. “Actually, I’m with Big Man. We should rob someplace else-”
“NO!! We’re staying here, and there’s nothing these little…objects can do to stop us!” Frye says while tossing her mask aside, revealing a mischievous smile.
Scissors responds to Frye’s mischievous attitude with a cocky demeanor of his own. “Oh yeah? Well, there’s no way in hell that’s happening! Right, Paper?”
He turned to his Paper, who now seems to be fixated, or at the very least…attracted to Frye’s face. Her golden eyes.. Her perfect smile.. Her flowing hair.. Yeah, he seemed REALLY attracted.
Frye snickers at his expression “Oh? Well it looks like Paper’s got nothin’ to say!”
“...I love you.”
“..What?”
Paper then realized what he just said. “UH, I SAID…I’ll still call the cops!!”
Shiver sees what’s happening now. She thought of an excellent idea to handle the situation. “Hm.. You won’t. Tell you what. We’ll stay here with you both and maybe not steal your things in the process~..” Shiver noticed Paper’s new little crush on Frye, and she was more than willing to exploit it as much as she could. She made the latter turn and face Frye. “Of course… I bet that you won’t have a problem with that, will you?”
Frye just seemed skeptical of him. “...You don’t even know me, and you say you love me.” ..She bursts out in a fit of laughter. “Oh, cod, that’s hilarious!!”
This made Paper feel more embarrassed of his previous actions. “Well…If anything I was referring to the other girl..!”
Scissors even joins Frye in laughing at Paper’s actions. “Yeah! What a dork, huh?”
Paper growls at Scissors. “You shut up!”
Frye finally calms down from her laughing fit. “Hahah.. Whatever, I’ll stay!” She and Shiver walk into the apartment without hesitation.
Scissors is still snickering at the past ordeal “Okay, smart guy. How do you plan on winning that girl’s heart? You gonna say you were some dead history guy?”
Paper grumbles. “No..well..I’ll think of something!...”
Scissors laughed again. “Like what? Saying that you're a bandit just like her?”
Paper then got what he thought was a brilliant idea. “...That’s it!”
TO BE CONTINUED
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Well, that was Part 2-ish of whatever this is! What I wanted to add couldn't actually fit into one big part so that's why I'm making an Act II to this! and I know what you're thinking after reading this; "Was this chapter created to express your obscure crossover ship?" ...Maybe. Also I didn't make Big Man leave during the chapter and cut Rock out entirely for nothing. They're gonna be more present in Act II.
Idk I think they'd be besties
Aight, I want to showcase a part of one of the bonuses of the Mediaverse fic. It's called 'Shiv VS The Siz' and it's about Shiver and Scissors getting into a fight to see who is cooler. Either way both of them are considered to be silly guys in this-
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With that, Scissors stood up on the couch, having enough of Shiver and how cool she makes herself to be. "That's it...you've pulled my last nerve, woman! I challenge you...to a 'Cool-Off'!"
Shiver then looked puzzled on what a 'Cool-Off' even was. She just laughed at the supposed made up challenge. "A 'Cool-Off'? Please, don't be ridiculous. I haven't heard of such a thing."
Scissors then explained to Shiver about what a Cool-Off was; "Hmph...For centuries, when two super cool people need to decide who the coolest one of them was, they participate in various competitive and cool activities to determine that factor, also known as a 'Cool-Off'. The winner of the Cool-Off is known as one of the coolest people ever, and the loser has to admit that they're not worthy of coolness."
...Shiver smirked, thinking that this competition would be an easy win for her. "So let's say the obvious outcome of this is me winning. You shut up about me saying cool stuff about myself and say you're eternally uncool?"
"...I guess. But the REAL obvious outcome of this is ME winning, and YOU losing!" Scissors went closer to where Shiver was, causing the two to be face to face. "So, do you accept?"
Shiver had a mischievous smile. "Well, I'm certainly not one to turn down a good challenge. Bring it on!"
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That's a bit of what I have so far, but it still needs work. I'm focusing on working on this and Part 4 right now. (This little part is just Shiver and Scissors getting into a dumb little competition XD)
Paper, you know that Scissors is already going to Hell.
I want to redraw this it's so funny
(OG is from HolyRPS on Deviantart)
Shiv vs The Siz
Finally, after going through what's considered development hell at this point, the first Mediaverse bonus is here at long last! This little story takes place right after Act I of "The Objective of the Mission" left off, and I think it's a good one. Also here's a fun challenge; count how many times the word 'cool' or a word relating to it is said! Trust me, it's a lot.
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Shortly after Act I took place, Shiver and Frye formally introduced themselves to Paper and Scissors, but while Frye and Paper were doing who knows what, Shiver and Scissors were getting into a pretty heated argument.
“You really wanna be this way towards me?”, Shiver said while glaring daggers at Scissors.
“Uh, why wouldn’t I be, lamewad?”, Scissors said, glaring right back.
Shiver gave Scissors a look of disgust. “‘Lamewad?’ Did you even listen to what I told you? I clearly do much greater things than you ever will.”
Scissors rolled his eyes. “Oh, yeah. EVERYONE here is a master at taming sharks and got super famous while only in HIGH SCHOOL. Even someone like ME would know you’re lying.”
…Shiver smirked. “....But not everyone wears shades just so nobody can see them cry. Come on, people could STILL see the tears running down your cheeks.”
With that, Scissors stood up on the couch, having enough of Shiver and how cool she makes herself to be. "That's it...you've pulled my last nerve, woman! I challenge you...to a 'Cool-Off'!"
Shiver then looked puzzled on what a 'Cool-Off' even was. She just laughed at the supposed made up challenge. "A 'Cool-Off'? Please, don't be ridiculous. I haven't heard of such a thing."
Scissors then explained to Shiver about what a Cool-Off was; "Hmph...For centuries, when two super cool people needed to decide who the coolest one of them was, they participated in various competitive and cool activities to determine that factor, also known as a 'Cool-Off'. The winner of the Cool-Off is known as one of the coolest people ever, and the loser has to admit that they're not worthy of coolness."
...Shiver smirked, thinking that this competition would be an easy win for them. "So let's say the obvious outcome of this is me winning. You shut up about me saying cool stuff about myself and say you're eternally uncool?"
"...I guess. But the REAL obvious outcome of this is ME winning, and YOU losing!" Scissors went closer to where Shiver was, causing the two to be face to face. "So, do you accept?"
Shiver had a mischievous smile. "Well, I'm certainly not one to turn down a good challenge. Bring it on!"
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The two were outside in the park, preparing for the first round of the Cool-Off.
“Okay, what’s the first part of this little contest?”, Shiver said, completely confident of their soon-to-be victory.
“The first challenge is to see if other people think of you as a cool individual like I am. Like so…” Scissors leaned on a nearby tree looking as cool as he could…but nobody even glanced at him.
“Hmph. Oh well. Everybody must be too intimidated by my coolness. I usually do stuff like this, so try not to feel too discouraged if you never got-” Scissors turned to Shiver and stopped mid-sentence in shock.
An entire crowd of people surrounds Shiver, admiring how cool she looked, and she didn’t have to stage herself in a pose. She just stood there and waved her fan.
Scissors watched it all in disbelief. “How? WHAT!?”
Shiver turned to Scissors with a smug look on their face. “There you have it. Have I won yet~?”
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Next, the two were on a sidewalk in the street.
“Okay…you may have won the first round, but I bet this round’ll be tougher for you!”, Scissors said, confident that he’ll win this time.
Shiver laughed. “I know that this round revolves around who can come up with a cool and quick way to get money. But I'm a bandit! I can just rob a bank right now. Why are we in the middle of the street?”
Scissors walks near a moving car and lets the vehicle lightly graze across his arm then falling on the ground faking an injury. “Ow! My arm or something!”
Cut to a jury where Scissors attempts to sue the car driver who had ‘injured’ him.
“In the case of Scissors vs Car Guy, the court rules in favor of..Scissors.” The judge bangs her gavel.
“Yeah!!” Scissors victoriously jumps up, despite literally being in a full body cast.
“Now comes the time of destroying the harming object” The judge says while the man’s car gets crushed right in front of him.
“Ah! My car!”
Shiver watched it all in disbelief. “WHAT!? You’re not even hurt! I..That’s against the rules, isn't it!?”
Scissors smirked. “Well, the rules don’t say anything about faking lawsuits!”
“You literally just said-...GRRR! This isn’t over!” Shiver hits Scissors on the head with her fan and he falls on the ground, faking yet another injury.
“Ow! My head or something!”
“UGH!”
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(As the day went by, Shiver and Scissors competed in various cool activities such as cool posing, cool baton twirling, cool jumping through rings of fire, cool feeding flesh-eating lions, you know, normal cool stuff. The score is tied, and the final trial is doing a cool talent of their own.)
“Okay, Shiver. Our scores are tied, and you’re currently looking at the ultimate winner of all of this. How does it feel?”, Scissors said, eager and confident that he’ll win the whole thing.
Meanwhile, Shiver just stared at him with the smug smirk they usually wore. “Oh, you poor, pathetic, ignorant pair of shears. You thought that your victory would be ensured~?” …Shiver broke out in a fit of dramatic and evil laughter.
Scissors watched her, feeling totally freaked out at this point. “Hey...I know showing fear isn’t cool but...you’re…kinda scaring me to be honest…”
Shiver glared at him menacingly. “First of all, you do notice that you’re right in front of the portal me and my crew came from, right?”
Scissors turned around. “Oh. I actually didn’t notice that.”
Shiver smiled and posed dramatically yet again. I suggest you move out the way…” Shiver then calls out; “Join me, Master Mega!”
Scissors promptly moves out the way of the portal, and not too long after, a giant great white shark with a saddle and rocket boosters dramatically jumps out of it.
Shiver immediately jumps on the shark’s saddle. “Pedal to the Megalodon!”
Scissors nervously stares at the sight. “O-oh…a shark.. W-whatever…sharks can’t move without any water-”
Shiver and Master Mega immediately do extremely cool stunts like zooming around town and doing sick mid-air flips while sliding on items resembling ramps. At one point, Mater Mega shot out blue laser beams out of his mouth! …which caused a lot of destruction throughout the city. After all of that, the octoling and her shark stopped right in front of Scissors.
“And, there it is. That’s my cool talent.” Shiver said while climbing off of Master Mega. “Well…what’s your cool talent? I’m waiting.”
Scissors stood there in shock. “I…I ...don't have one…”, he said, opting to feeling complete disappointment.
Shiver looked surprised, but more confident. “Oh? The ‘cool guy’ doesn’t have a cool talent?”
…Scissors sighed. “If anything, I have ZERO talents! I was just trying to make myself look cool because I thought it would just matter if people think that you're cool! ..But seeing you…and your awesome huge shark…I’ll never be as cool as you… I’ll never be as cool as anyone…” Scissors sadly walks back to his apartment. “You win.. I’ll go home now or whatever..”
Shiver saw Scissors and how discouraged he felt. They couldn’t help but feel a little…no…a lot of sympathy towards him seeing how he basically built a fake personality for himself to seem presentable to other people. They look at him, and couldn’t help but think about how they were like that in a sense in the past. “Scissors…wait.”
Scissors turned around and glared at Shiver. “Ugh. What is it now!?”
Shiver sighed and walked to Scissors. “...I know how you must feel. How you want to make yourself look good to other people…and how you just want to be accepted…I know what that’s like.” The two sit down beside each other. “Right now, you can just look at people… and think that you won’t reach up to anyone’s expectations…but, it won't be like that forever. I mean, if anything, you have a better life than me! You get to chill out all day with two of your best friends and not worry about anything. Me on the other hand, I have to wake up SUPER early to do newscasts for Splatsville, AND I have to go on high-stakes bandit missions to give to the rest of the Splatlands. It’s all rewarding in its own way, but it can be really stressful.”
…The two laugh at Shiver’s words.
“Are you kidding? Your life is AWESOME! You’re super famous and generous, and everyone loves you…Meanwhile, I’ll just be a nobody wasting my time with no job like a bum.” Scissors said, still feeling a little discouraged.
…Shiver places a comforting hand on Scissors’ shoulder. “Well, maybe you won’t be a nobody if you make enough efforts in life. You probably did try once and failed countless times just by hearing your story, no offense.”
Scissors looked at Shiver with a hint of sarcasm. “None taken.”
Shiver went back to being encouraging; “But you always have to fail before you even succeed. And one of these days, everything will work out for you.”
…Scissors smiled. “...Thanks, Shiver.” The two get up from the ground. “I mean…thanks for the talk, but it sucks that you gotta leave..”
Shiver laughed. “Who said I gotta leave so soon? I mean, Master Mage has to, no doubt.”
Master Mega whimpered at Shiver’s words while they glared at the shark. “You heard me. Go back home! Go… “ Master Mega reluctantly flops back in the portal.
Shiver turns her attention back to Scissors. “Besides, I wanna see what else a place like this has to offer. And having a new friend by my side while doing it.”
Scissors smiled happily when Shiver said that he’s considered a friend to her. A single tear of happiness falls from his eye. “Great…say, when we get back inside, you wanna order a pizza and watch stupid TV shows together?”
Shiver smiles at her enemy turned friend. “Hm. Deal.”
The duo walk back to the apartment, honoring the bond that they established through each other.
“Also, side note; that catchphrase ‘Pedal to the Megalodon’...it could use a little work.”
“Oh, shut up."
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Hope you enjoyed that! This and "Expectations" will be up on AO3 soon! and before anyone that's seen at least TOOTM Act I or my Fryper crackship post from my prev account, THIS ISN'T A SHIP BY ANY MEANS. I don't know why, but I just thought I should say that.
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