Self Sabatoging Bullshitter Standing Up Here And Blocking Themself Like A Moron - Tumblr Posts

Bro, I'm making myself crack up over here, my toxic ass brain was kicking it with my F/O and for some strange reason, he had gotten drunk and was talking about me possibly liking someone and he gave the standard friendship encouragement speech about confess, and Dremie, Dremie who is me and not me, hits him with the:

"How good is your memory when you're this drunk?"

AND KISSED HIM WHEN HE SAID NOT GOOD!!!!!!!

THEN THEN THEN, this motherfucker, this son of a bitch!!!! Starts gaslighting him while he's drunk about the whole CONFESSION!!!!! What the fuck!!!!?!?!?!??! What the hell????!!!?!??!

And then they put him to bed, tuck him in, and leave him water and painkillers while actively telling him that unless he remembers, they won't own up to what happen!!!!!!

*Loudly taps the mic* hey hey hey!!!!! motherfucker you can't just do that shit!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN HERE!!??!?!?!?!?!?

...and concludes my daydream session honestly...