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9 months ago

“allurance is canon and klance isnt so why do you still care? why do you ship something that the creators didnt want for their characters?” etc

have you considered… I haven’t watched canon? Muahahahaha…. yeeeeees……. I, an avid klance shipper who is hyperfixated on them, have not seen more than the first season and a half of Voltron!

Ultimate chaotic neutral, I have bested you once and for all! Why would I care that my ship isn’t canon when I *haven’t even seen canon*?? I never saw Allurance get together, so it isn’t real. None of it is real. Wake up. WAKE UP. THIS IS ALL FAKE.

Anyway ummmmm because I haven’t seen vld past like Keith being revealed as Galra everything after that doesn’t exist! I exercise full right to cherrypick whatever the hell I want from canon because I haven’t seen it and I cant hear you lalalalalala

Allurance Is Canon And Klance Isnt So Why Do You Still Care? Why Do You Ship Something That The Creators

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1 year ago
Jungkook Getting Ready For Jack In The Box Listening Party
Jungkook Getting Ready For Jack In The Box Listening Party
Jungkook Getting Ready For Jack In The Box Listening Party

jungkook getting ready for ‘jack in the box’ listening party ♡


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2 years ago

Ok but-

Gojo insisting you kiss his cheek / neck / anywhere really before your lipstick is dry bc he loves to let the world know he's taken by you

Cries and yells. He’s not even subtle about his… thing (he refuses to call it a fetish or a kink, and will insist it’s just a you thing he’s got). He pretends to not pay that much attention to you while you’re doing your makeup, but the second you get to your lips, he straightens up—if he were a dog you would see his ears stand up, you’re certain of it. Follows the curves of your lips while you apply it and gives you that crooked smile when you’re done, “You look so pretty, my love. Why don’t you come give me a kiss?”

“You waited until now?” you question, turning and standing with a pout, “My lipstick will get all over you.”

Satoru shrugs, that stupid, stupid, lovesick smile still sat on his face; and it only grows wider when he watches you pout with color-stained lips. You look pretty like that too, he thinks. He wants a kiss, but maybe he should keep you talking, or pouting—briefly he wonders how your stained lips would look quivering while crying, wonders if you’d let him make that happen tonight.

“I don’t mind,” he answers, stepping forward, a gentle hand tucked under your chin—because while he doesn’t mind you smearing your lipstick on him, he knows better than to cradle your face after you’ve done your makeup, lest he really get chewed out. Though, briefly again, he thinks about how you kinda look pretty when you’re mad at him, too.

“You will when you’re covered in it,” you laugh, innocently, “And I don’t see any reason to waste it.”

He tilts his head, flickers his gaze to your lips, then your nose, then your eyes, “Is it a waste even if I’m asking?”

(“Wouldn’t you do anything for me?” is what he’s asking, “I would for you,” is what’s left unsaid).

“I suppose not,” you smile, reaching up to hold Satoru’s face between your hands. He waits, eyes closed, for you lean in and kiss him and he hums when your lips finally meet him; but you’re pulling away too soon, and his turn to pout, “More.”

He doesn’t open his eyes, doesn’t dare let you see just how desperate he is for you to touch him and claim him, but there’s an overwhelming sense of pride and happiness and mine mine mine that washes over him when you indulge him with another kiss. And another, and another, and soon he’s turning his head to make sure you hit his cheek instead, opening his eyes to catch the shock on your face. A glance over your head allows him to see his reflection in your vanity, blood rushing to his cheeks when he catches sight of his lipstick stain on his face.

He’s a bit disappointed when you firmly tell him that, no, he cannot walk into your dinner reservation with a lipstick stain on his cheek and that you won’t leave with him until he washes it off. He lets you, only because he makes you promise him one more, watching with greedy eyes as you happily waste another layer of lipstick just to bring Satoru’s hand to your face and kiss the inside of his wrist. The mark protrudes only the slightest bit under the cuff of his shirt, hidden completely with his blazer, but it feels like it burns his skin and all his layers throughout dinner.

Satoru’s practically vibrating by the time he’s asking for the check, the glimpse of his lipstick stained wrist enough to make him half-hard and delusional enough to turn down dessert in favor of getting home quickly. “It’s okay,” he muses, when he’s back on top of you, mouth and neck and collars messy with you naked under him, “I know how you can make it up to me.”


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9 months ago

Reblog to lick prev's thighs


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11 months ago

listening to the original bmc album like. wow ewm’s vocal technique and delivery is actually a lot of fun! if only i could register this (his songs especially) as actual real singing and not auditory sludge i oversaturated my ears with as a 14 year old! its like semantic satiation but permanent and for an entire musical


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1 year ago

Bro, I'm making myself crack up over here, my toxic ass brain was kicking it with my F/O and for some strange reason, he had gotten drunk and was talking about me possibly liking someone and he gave the standard friendship encouragement speech about confess, and Dremie, Dremie who is me and not me, hits him with the:

"How good is your memory when you're this drunk?"

AND KISSED HIM WHEN HE SAID NOT GOOD!!!!!!!

THEN THEN THEN, this motherfucker, this son of a bitch!!!! Starts gaslighting him while he's drunk about the whole CONFESSION!!!!! What the fuck!!!!?!?!?!??! What the hell????!!!?!??!

And then they put him to bed, tuck him in, and leave him water and painkillers while actively telling him that unless he remembers, they won't own up to what happen!!!!!!

*Loudly taps the mic* hey hey hey!!!!! motherfucker you can't just do that shit!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN HERE!!??!?!?!?!?!?

...and concludes my daydream session honestly...


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1 year ago
{Quotes Marguaxpoetry On Instagram / Sarah Kay}
{Quotes Marguaxpoetry On Instagram / Sarah Kay}

{Quotes marguaxpoetry on Instagram / Sarah Kay}


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3 years ago
2.08 Buck Actually || 5.02 Desperate Times
2.08 Buck Actually || 5.02 Desperate Times
2.08 Buck Actually || 5.02 Desperate Times
2.08 Buck Actually || 5.02 Desperate Times

2.08 Buck Actually || 5.02 Desperate Times 

[Image Description: 4 gifs 9-1-1. There are 2 gifs in each row, with 2 rows in total. The gifs in the left column depicting a scene from season 2 episode 8 and the gifs in the right column depicting a scene from season 5 episode 2.]

gif 1: from season 2, episode 8. To Thomas, Buck says, “I guess I can only hope to find something that good.”

gif 2: from season 5, episode 2. Eddie tells Buck, “Somehow we became a ready-made family and I-I don’t know if I’m…ready for that.” 

gif 3: from season 2, episode 8. Looking off, Thomas tells Buck, “You don’t find it, son. You make it.” 

gif 4: from season 5, episode 2. Buck looks down and then at Eddie contemplatively. 


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1 year ago

Didn’t hear this on our first watch :happyflaps: I can’t with this show, y’all.

Went back to look at the episode where people say they can hear(presumably Nico) calling Bianca’s name

It’s right when they stand in front of the VR station, and the voice is MUCH louder than the rest of the people during the scene


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1 year ago

in a better world, nico rosberg and lewis hamilton never get divorced and nico still retires after his one wdc and he still becomes a reporter and instead of the the awkward interview we got last year, we get thousands of brocedes interviews where they're being stupid together. lewis moves to ferrari and nico publicly quizzes him on his italian. nico interviews another driver and lewis is in the background making fun of nico. people make compilations of lewis and nico making each other laugh during interviews.


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